Title: Trinity Drabbles
Author: Hiyonokat33
Seth: Here's the disclaimer…She doesn't own Trinity Blood or Fullmetal Alchemist.
Ion: She wishes she did.
Hiyono: …
Seth: Now, on to the story!!!
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Ion: (walking in the road) lalala…
Person in the shadows: (throws something at Ion)
Ion: Ow!
Person in the shadows: Ion…I hate you.
Ion: Huh?
Person in the shadow: That's why I betrayed you.
Ion: Are you my cat? 'Cause I'm sorry I didn't feed you.
Person in the shadows: I'm not your dumb cat.
Ion: (scared) …
Person in the shadows: I'm…
Abel: Abel!
Person in the shadows: No, I'm Radu!!!!
Ion: Radu? (crying) Why did you betray meeee?
Radu: Because you had a girlfriend… and I didn't. I always wanted a girlfriend.
Ion: (whispers) You can have Seth if you want.
Seth: WHAT?!
Ion: Uh, maybe you'd be interested in an annoying blond woman with a red streak in her hair. (points to Asta)
Radu: I thought that was a man!
Ion: (laughs)
Seth: (giggles)
Asta: Grrrr…
Radu: I don't want them. I want the tall, silver-haired beauty next to the man.
Ion: That's Abel! And he's a man!
Radu: MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE!!!
Ion: …
Abel: …
Seth: (still giggling)
Asta: I'm gonna punch you in the nose.
Esther: Me too!
Radu: Why are you gonna punch me, Esther?
Esther: Well…everyone's is doing it.
Radu: And by "everyone," you mean the man.
Esther: Yeah.
Asta: You both have a reservation with my fist.
Abel: I want one, too! Can it be a morning reservation?
Asta: (punches Abel)
Abel: (nose bleeding) That has no effect on me. I'm a vampire.
Asta: So am I.
Abel: Oh…
Ion and Radu: Us, too.
Asta: (gets ready to punch all of them)
Esther: Excellency! (runs to Ion)
Asta: (punches Esther in the face)
Esther: Owwwww!!!! (starts crying)
Asta: I-I…Sorry!!!!
Esther: "Sorry" isn't enough!! (punches Asta)
Asta: Aaaaaahhh!!
Al: (walking with Ed) We're not like them, Brother. We're non-violent people.
Asta: So the trash can wants some, too, eh?
Al: The trash can would like to leave in peace!
Asta: You're gonna get a "piece" of my fist!!
Ed: Nobody talks that way to my brother! (hits Asta with metal arm)
Asta: (bites arm)
Ed: Aaaaahhh!!!
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Later that evening…
Newswoman: This breaking news-- An unknown man was arrested for attacking innocent people in town today, including a garbage can.
Al: (watching the news and sobbing)
Ed: It's okay, Al. It'll be alright…
Newswoman: Here's a picture of the man…(a pic of Asta appears) Police are still questioning him on the matter. Coming up next, a young man was caught dragging a corpse out of its grave. His motives are still unknown…
Ed: (turns TV off)
END
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Hiyonokat33: Hope you liked it! Please review!
Seth: Let's give special thanks to…the author's little sister, who helped her come up with this story! Yay!
Ion: If we get enough reviews, the man can get out of jail!!
Asta: HEY!!!