Chapter 1
Judaism
Me: I really don't like school, do you Kain?
Kain: I wouldn't know, I'm a figment of your imagination; I… don't… go… to… school!
Me: Says you.
Kain: *Arrogantly* who better to know
Me: *Glares*
Kain: What?
Me: You know very well what.
Kain: No I don't!
Me: Yes you do!
Kain: Couldn't you just leave me alone!?
Me: …. No.
Kain: You created me so I can't badmouth you too much.
Me: Actually, I created you to offer an opposite vantage point from mine to debate with when I'm bored.
Kain: That was oddly profound for you.
Me: JUDAISM!!!
Kain: …. The profoundness is gone.
-5 minutes later-
Me: I could murder a root beer.
Kain: What does that even mean?
Me: I dunno, I read it in a book.
Kain: What book?
Me: You should know; you're in my head all the time.
Kain: Tell me anyway, ya nit!
Me: Nice people might say please.
Kain: I ain't nice am I?
Me: No.
Kain: So tell me!
Me: The book is called Into the Ravine (A/N: Is by Richard Scrimger, is a good book.)
Kain: Okay then.
-10 minutes and 5 blocks later-
Me: OH NO, IT'S TEH BUMBLE BRE (A/N: Thanks to the writer of 'Notes Galore' for that one; sorry I used it without permission)
Kain: Oy vey.
Me: GET HIM SOLDIERS!!!
Kain: What?!
Jewish Soldiers: KWANZAA!!!
Kain: Aw shiz!
-5 minutes later; after Kain has been beaten and slashed by the Jews-
Kain: Ouch! That hurt… a lot!
Me: Good. You deserved it.
Kain: What'd I do!?
Me: You insulted their religion.
Kain: How!?
Me: You said 'Oy Vey'.
Kain: So!?
Me: That is a Jewish phrase and therefore insulted their religion.
Kain: Hmph, stupid Judaism!
End of Chapter 1