Hermione Granger was in a quite deserted common room when she heard a noise above, it sounded like people walking on the roof. She walked over to the window in an attempt to see but something else caught her eye, in the middle of the lake was a boat, in that boat was a certain blonde individual. She didn't know why but she was absolutely intrigued by the Slytherin Prince's unusually outcast-ish behaviour. She walked down to the lake in order to question him, she called and called but he couldn't hear her, in a moment of frustration she summoned Harry's broom. She didn't fly, she was rubbish at it, it wasn't because of an irrational fear of heights, more because, as Madam Hooch said on their first flying lesson, it is the kind of thing you can't learn from a book. Although she may be a horrible flyer she could still fly, she had to pass the course after all. So there she was climbing onto a broom to fly out to the middle of the lake to question Draco Malfoy on the reason he was in the middle of the lake. She flew up next to him and he nearly capsized the boat in his shock,
"Malfoy what are you doing?"
"I'm sitting,"
"Why in a boat? Why in the middle of the lake?"
"Because my usual spot was taken,"
"Oh?"
"The roof," Hermione raised her eyes in a question; he reached into the rickety wooden boat and pulled out a pair of binoculars, he handed them to her and gestured the roof of the castle she grasped the binoculars and nearly fell from the broom.
"Ahh," she screamed, Draco grabbed her around the middle,
"Do you want to come into the dingy?" she nodded hurriedly and he placed her on the seat across from him, lastly he grabbed the broom and laid it on the bottom of the dingy. She composed herself hurriedly and looked through the binoculars, sure enough when she focused on the Hogwarts roof she saw many a couple laying down looking at the stars or making out or fooling around. She lowered the binoculars and looked at him,
"What are you doing Malfoy?"
"I just told you I'm sitting damn it."
"No, we're head students; we should be up there handing out detentions,"
"Why? The war is on, they're young, let them have their fun!"
"We can't, it's against the rules,"
"Rules schmules."
"Malfoy!"
"Granger," she huffed and looked through the binoculars again,
"Oh my god! Are those two actually? Oh my god they are! They're having sex on the roof," she pushed the binoculars from her and into his hands, "That is so disgusting." Malfoy started looking through the binoculars,
"Where are they?" Hermione vaguely pointed, "Merlin, they're really goin' for it aren't they?"
"Malfoy!"
"What?"
"You are invading on somebody's most intimate moment!"
"They want us to look, why else would they be on the roof instead of safe in their dorms?"
"Men are so vulgar."
"Why thankyou Granger,"
"That wasn't a compliment,"
"Better than ferret-face," she shrugged in indifference, there was a moment silence, "Did you really come all the way out here just to ask what I was doing?"
"I was bored, I'd been studying for three hours straight, all of my friends are up on the roof," she shuddered.
"You sure that's the only reason you're down here?"
"Entirely," she crossed her arms, he pulled her arms away from her body and pulled her close to him, "What are you doing Malfoy?"
"I'm going to kiss you Granger,"
"Why?"
"Because,"
"That's nonsense, everyone knows because isn't a reason-" But we never found out what she would have said next because Draco pulled her into a crushing kiss, she placed her hands on his shoulders but soon her resistance died and she melted to him, he pulled away and with her eyes closed her face followed the movement of his and her fingers went to her lips,
"What did you think of that Granger?"
"I'm, going to kiss you Malfoy," and she pulled him roughly by the scruff of his robes so that their lips met again.
Meanwhile on the roof;
"Harry…Ahh, Harry, it's an emergency!" he pulled away from Ginny who was underneath him (still dressed, shame on you),
"This better be good,"
"I'm blind, I won't be able to face her tomorrow…I'll have nightmares,"
"What the hell Ron?"
"Look at the lake," Ron had gone quite pale and Lavender was giggling, Harry looked out over the lake, there was a boat in the middle of the lake and all he could see was two people moving rapidly to undress and have their way with each other,
"What is it?"
"Look closer Harry,"
"I'm not some pervert Ron,"
"It's Mione!"
"What?" and Harry and Ginny were soon leaning as far as they could over the roof to see the boat. Sure enough there was a bushy brown head, they looked closer and saw that she was kissing a pale chest; looking closer still they saw the blonde head lift her head to his and kiss her passionately. "Ahh," they screamed in unison. They looked around, nearly all the eyes were now on the lake cheering. Tomorrow's gonna be an interesting day!
AN: Hope you like! Oneshot but I'm thinking about writing a sequel about the next day. Tell me what you think.