Chapter 1: "Guilty until proven innocent!"
"Graaaah!"
Miku jumped as Rin's voice echoed through the house. She jumped up and ran to the source. There she saw what she wished was a peculiar sight; Len was sitting in the corner with his arms raised defensively, both laughing and crying, as Rin threw a barrage of books. "What on earth is going on?" Miku asked, exasperated.
"Len sold a pair of my underwear to Gakupo!" she screamed, giving Len a moment to catch his breathe.
"Not that I don't believe Gakupo would do something like that, but why would Len sell your underwear?" Miku asked, trying to reason with the blond girl. Rin wasn't having any of it. Blue eyes ablaze, she took out a long rope and glared at the boy.
"But it wasn't me!" Len lied, looking from Rin to Miku and back again pleadingly.
"Guilty until proven innocent! Miku, get me the Christmas Chainsaw!" Miku looked at her, confused.
"We don't have a Christmas Chainsaw."
"How am I supposed to brandish the Christmas Chainsaw if we don't have a Christmas Chainsaw?" Rin screamed, flailing her arms.
"...No more RiffTrax for you."
The quote for the next chapter is far better. Oh, 'n sorry for this becoming a RiffTrax promo XD but the MST3K crew is brilliance. *just rewatched RiffTrax Christmas Shorts-stravaganza DVD again* XDDD