Harry Potter In every day life!
By Destiny! ...... (and a bit of help from my big sis "Ginny :)")
* Harry potter and some of the characters are taking part in a gameshow to lead normal muggle lives! *
gameshow host: hello and welcome to today's show, we will be following the lives and maybe (HOPEFULLY!) DEATHS!, of Harry, hermione (who already live with muggles) Ron, Lockhart,
Snape, McGonagall and.....VOLDEMORT! OOPS sorry......*Sniggers* you-know-who. There will be cameras following them around EVERYWHERE! Here is the latest update.........
*screen appears with snape on it and camera zooms in*
*snape enters job office*
Snape: I'm looking for a job.......
Job Interviewer: I'm afraid we only have 1 vacancy free today sir....... on TV a "kids" show
Snape: what do I have to do?
Job interviewer: were looking for a charming young man, such as yourself, to play a loveable father
it will be well paid.........
Snape: ermmmmm OK how many galleons.......?
Job interviewer: I'm sorry? *Looks blank* galleons?
Snape: oh no urrmm...... muggle money
Job interviewer: muggle?!?! *Definately confused*
Snape: HUFF!*TUTS* pay, money!
Job interviewer: $65743920104020236283567629568.50
Snape: OK ill take it! But how come the job hasn't been taken after all that's--
Job interviewer: well ermm..there are the forms to fill out...., NEXT PLEASE!
*Snape walks out the office*
Game show host: well at least snape got a job *giggles* but he needs to learn the MUGGLE lingo!
Now lets take a look at how harry Ron and Hermione are getting on at there muggle school!
*Camera comes on to harry, Ron and Hermione who are in the middle of a cookery lesson*
Ron: what do I do with this? *Holds up a cheese grater*
Hermione: you grate things with it
*Ron starts to grate his butter into his cake mix*
Harry: no Ron NOT that! *Takes butter off him*
Hermione: no ron stuff like cheese! *Holds up a block of cheese*
Ron: *grabs cheese and begins to grate that*
Harry; NO Ron! Were making CHOCOLATE cakes!
Hermione: not cheese cakes! *Picks up recipe book* "we need 2 eggs"
Ron: OK *picks up 2 eggs and throws them in shell and all!(they crack)*
Hermione: sigh.........
Harry: next we add sugar
Ron: Right! *Grabs a big white pot and tips half of it in his cake mixture then puts a LARGE spoonful in his mouth*
Hermione: Ron I dont think that's--
Ron: Gags and spits it all out into the bowl* yyyeeeaaaaaccckkkk!!!!! SALT!
Harry: its time to put it in the oven now....no, Ron ill do it for you * harry looks at Ron's mixture it a sickly green colour*
*ten minutes later*
*BANG! The oven explodes!*
*harry and Hermione clean up the mess and Ron's cake is now a green blob with black burnt bits!*
miss Medler (the terrifying food teacher) : I mast have a taste of everyone's food *walkes round the room tasting and making comments on peoples cakes*
Miss Medler: and now for you Ron *looks at cake (or whats left of it!) hmm..... I shall TRY some but if I die.. ill be back to get you...(class sniggers) *tastes a bit, starts to choke*
cough cough splutter ...etc..
*bell starts to ring, the whole class (including harry ,Hermione and Ron{the fastest one! }) starts to run for it, because everyone wants miss medler to die! :) *
Gameshow host: well it looks like they LOVE there new school!! Hah. any way now were going to gilderoy lockhart who is a psychiatrist......
Lockhart: please come in........
*a weird looking man enters he is shaking and looks depressed
Herbert Sherbert (HS): sigh.....I don't see the point in living, sob sob sob!!!!
Lockhart: the point is......*thinks* maybe 42... no... umm..... was it 24....ohh.. I dunno anyway....
*thinks deeply hmm... what is it! Help me please! I need to know! Someone HELP what is the meaning... I know iv won witch weekly's smile award ....but that means...noting....if there is no meaning of life! What What WHAT what is ....the point in living with no...no...no MEANING!???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/////!!!!!!!!!!!!
HS: calm down I know the pain and torment your going through *pats gilderoy on the back*
the point is....*thinks* I KNOW IT! I KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE! its...itsss....itsss!!...... MONOPOLY!!!! Collecting the streets.....take a chance...role the dice.....get to go... I KNOW IT I KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE! Thanyou *gets up and kisses lockhart who is crying on his desk still thinking about the meaning of life...* you are a miracle * HS gets up and runs out*
* lockharts boss comes in*
Boss: well it seams your good in your new job here--
Lockhart: why dose the world hate me!!!????????
Boss: urrmm... wha!
Lockhart: *picks up chair smashes the window* I cannot live if I don't know the meaning!
*Jumps out of the window.*.......AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH! * he splats on the road and he brakes all his arms and legs and his neck then a bus runs over him* *SPLAT SQUELCH*
Gameshow host: well thats 1 conestant down *heh heh!* but who do u want to win please phone us on. 696061501601561601-6-7-756-615-156-1635615160500`520615169 in the next episode we will se how you -know- who mc gonagall and Snape get on in there new jobs watch out 4 Snape's TV show.............hehehehehe
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A/N; heya I hope u liked this story cos I know I had lodsa fun writing it! If u want a part 2 of this r/r if u don't tell me anyway but I wont listen heheheh and Plz tell me who u want to die next but it might not be possible cos its god who kills them... not me (as if!) so tell me if u like it and what improvements (if any, hehehe) I could make!
Lotsa love hoped you liked it love
~*Destiny*~
Ginny :)'s Note; OK, if you haven't guessed my sister scares me sometimes. ANYWAY that was her attempt at a fic, and I kinda helped Beta it [very badly] and helped her with the plot. She forbade me to add this,but TOUGH! I have done.
Ginny :)