Metroid Prime: The Musical
Part 1- Magicks and Ice Beam
Flaghra was a stupid plant giant monster and he hated eating cheetos. But that was the only food phazon said he could have. So he ate cheetos every day. One day Samus came up to him
"Why do you eat cheetos" asserted Samus?!
"My buddy the phazon told me that cheetos are the only way to avoid pellagra. I don't want pellagra since five out of 5 doctors say that pellagra is bad for plant flavored coffees also I wanted to get a girlfriend but she keeps saying the doctors are wrong and pellagra will make me more attractive what should me do?" responded Flaghra.
"I think that cheetos are a bad way to express yourself especially to the phazon." Affirmeted Samus.
"Wow", said Flaghra. He knew everything she said was true, like everything on the internet. He suddenly felt a need to express himself by improvising a song out of nowhere, like everybody can do on a whim nowadays. He sang the song but suddenly Flag Rha stopped writing the story because the song was so beautiful he forgot to write it down and it will be locust for all time. Thankfully the day was still young so he could keep writing the rest of the story.
Flaaghra went to the spaced pirates and said "I am through with the cheetos from now on I will eat cheerios to fix my pellagra."
"!!!!" expressed the phazon.
"I am braking up with my girl friend edited Flaaghra." Flaaghra said this because he knew he loved Samus because she was smart and didn't want him to have pellagra. In fact everyone knew that Samus was the biggest advocate of niacin since Doctor Space Pirate but he died of heart cancer. "I know cast the spell that makes me free from you phazon" cast Flaaghra.
"Curses" described phazon!…
Continued in part II