AN INSUFFERABLE THING TO READ
The Epic Story of the Signless.
Narrated by Morgan Freeman.
The Mother Grub was hungry.
Dolorosa came to give her whatever mother grubs eat. She throws bucket at her. Mother grub pooped thousands of grub babbies like a whole bunch of skittles pouring out of the pack. Dolorosa did not give a shit about the other grubs because her vampire eyes were busy looking at a bright red grub that has been pooped out on her shoe. She picked up grub babby. She singed to it and goes at cave entrance to see that its raining outside. Grub babby cries when grub babby hears roar of thunder. Dolorosa shoosh paps grub babby and claims it as her own.
Grub babby grows up. He needed pants. She didn't want his willy all flopping out so she had an idea, her skin glowing like a light bulb. The jade mother was a goddess of making clothes and so she designed the most righteous pair of tights. He wore them and lived by those righteous tights.
But one day when it was not raining, he saw a young troll wearing pants like him except his pants were below his waist because he had swag.
He wore his pants like that two and dolorosa was piss in the mother grub at him. She demanded him to pick his swaggity pants up.
He does. She tells him higher.
And he does. She yells HIGHER with a hiss.
Until his pants were up to his shoulders.
When he grew up to be a young boy, he was always getting his ass kicked by Grand highblood, dualscar, and Darkleer. They made fun of him because he no sign, calling him the signless to pick on him even moar. Also, they picked on him cuz of his righteous tights. They said they were stoopid on him.
" hey! Lieave him alone!" Said a lispy voice.
The 3 douchebaggets looked at him and laughed. The troll with the lispy voice used his psiionioc2 on them and flew them in the air.
" you okay there pal?" Said the lispy yellow blood troll.
( we will call him the Signless nao )
The signless tries to hyde red bruise. " yeah..."
The yellowblood saw his blood, but didn't care cuz he mutant 2 and his pants was awome.
" why were they whooping your ass?"
The signless snivviled " they made fun of my pants..."
"...I like your pants..." he lisped bak.
It was then it was begginenin of a beautiful frendship.
He didn't just want him because of his powers to see terrible shit in future! He had a lisp and the Sufferer thought his lisp is what made him swag. And he called him his helmsman and the helmsman tells him that his pants were swag. And the Signless tells him that when they're through all this Subjuggulator seashit spider condensce redglare bullshit, he will give him a pair and they will be called swag buddies.
He fell in love with a cat girl that was not deaf like Meulin, cause if she was, HAH, they would've been fucked! She listened to his speeches and became a part of the rebellion as the cat girl that listens and write shit down when she hears it. She is his disciple.
Part one out of three done.