One day blue ws running thru the forrest. Then she (he?) saw a mutant of inusual siz. And of my god! Then a guy wearing brown show-ed up! But he only weared brown shity! AND MASK! And a boots.
He had small mask, but big thingie whih blue wiuld soon find out. The brown man (named Wuzley but she didn't know tat). then culed the mutat and saveed blu.
AND TNHE
Blue mad a gasep at wezleys big ol schlong. His ding dong was as big as blue's body. And then blue said "WOW, U KILLD THAT THINGIE GUD!"
Wezley just fucking strared at her and thought "wow what a G."
and so then buttercup showed up. And she was pissed. And she could read his mend and herd him seying tat blue was haweter then HER.
"and then I will kill meself," butterkup decided to do spontsnioudly. She hit herself in teh head and she went into a coma and ded intantly. RIP BUTTERLIP SHE MY FAV.
So then wezzzle was kissin up on blue blue, and indigo came up and did the do in her. And wezley weren't havin in, so he stabbbbebd linigo. Fezzik to said an dddd becam a lawter to sue wustley.
AND THEN THE LIL BALD MAN SHOED UP. He was to uglay and ded. Wesley murdr him. E just want blue.
He wanted to plnge in2 thatt blue hoel. Sxy. ;)
Blu gripes Wusley's halacious eggplant and wuzley grew sprungy tail. Ten they did the horizontil tangelo (tey only kussed).
So then steven show-ed up and h e mad musty fit him.
2 b continud qustion mak?