HELLO again dear readers for those who don't know me I am Donkeykong75m

As for this? well this is a result of a very random idea I had a long time ago. But I found the concept so interesting that I couldn't leave it alone, so with help from my fellow authors and friends Xascul and Crimson Musashi, I refined the concept into what your about to read

But first and always important disclaimer...(Ahem) I do not own Negima in any way shape or form it belongs to the genius that is Ken Akamatsu, the same goes for George Lucas whose brilliant mind created the epicness that we all know and love as Star Wars

AND SO I GIVE YOU.......

A Long time ago in a galaxy far far away

NEGIMA STAR WARS!?

EPISODE IV

A NEW HOPE

It is a period of civil war.

Rebel Mage starships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Magus empire.

During the battle, Mage spies managed to steal secret plans to the Magus empire's secret weapon,

the DEATH STAR an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the empire's sinister agents, Princess Konoka races home aboard her star ship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and bring peace to the galaxy...


In the deep vast reaches of space, sat a large lonley yellow planet. A Planet called Tatooine, Now normally there wouldn't be anything exiting about this planet stuck out in the middle of nowheresville save for one thing, and that was the desperate fight between to star ships miles above in high orbit.

It was more a game of cat and mouse between the tiny starship know as the Tantive IV being chased by a much larger more imposing Imperial Magus ship, Lasers lighting up the void as the two ships exchanged fire. It was clear however that the little ship was losing ground as its main engine was struck by the larger ships turret fire.

Every one on board the little ship was rocked by the hit, Mage Soldiers began assuming battle stations. Joining them were two green haired Gynoids one was about the size of the average teenager and carried a blaster while the other was rather short and was riding piggy back on the tall one.

"So uh Chachamaru-nii-chan why are we running toword the loud sounds instead of...uh I dunno RUNNING AWAY!" The shorter one asked Chachamaru

Chachamaru kept running despite her shorter sisters warning "Well Chachazero in case you didn't hear they've shut down the main reactor we can't run anymore." she said in a rather monotone voice

Chachazero continued to protest "But co'mon sis this ship has gotten out of tighter spots before right?"

The tall Gynoid shook her head. "There will be no escape for the princess this time." The inside of the ship shuddered again. The soldiers looked around anxiously awaiting the inevitable.

The shaking got worse as the sounds of Metal clanking and machinery moving were heard outside the hull of the ship Chachazero looked around pensively "W-what was that?"

Outside the tiny Tantive was overtaken and drawn into a large docking bay on the underside of the opposing cruiser.

The soldiers on board readied their weapons,they were all focused on a single point: the nearby air lock, there was a long tense pause then....

BLAM!!!

The air lock exploded as several troopers clad in white armor forced their way through, Immedatly the fire fight broke out in the narrow passage between the Imperial troopers and the Mages, with Laser blasts from the rifles crisscrossing and smoke pouring in from the previous explosion. Troopers and Mages alike were ducking for cover from ricocheted blasts originating form the opposing sides rifles.

Chachamaru Opened fire on the troopers as was her programming, she succeed in taking down a few of them, but that was a small victory seeing as in the large scale of things it was clearly a losing battle. The noble vigilante Mage solders were being shot and killed left and right as were the troopers, but the difference was that the troopers kept on coming.

Chachazero tugged at her sisters skirt noticing the bleakness of the situation, "Oi Sis we can't take them all out we gotta run for it!" Chachamaru disengaged her combat program "For once I agree with you." The short Chacha motioned for her sister to follow, "Come on this way!" The green haired robots then made a tactical retreat into the next chamber barley missing what could have been a lethal laser blast. "I should have known better than to trust the direction of a half sized mantaince Gynoid" Chachamaru spoke sarcasticly.

"Well EXCUUUUUSE ME! Sis." Chachazero huffed angirly.


Back at the frontal airlock A large imposing figure cloaked in a black hooded robe had entered the figure wore a mask so it was impossible to tell weather it was a male or female. the sharply contrasted troopers stepped back to show respect to this new figure. The surviving Rebel soldiers fled in a frenzied panic, as the new intimidatiing figure swept quietly through the halls.

Elsewhere:

during the escape The Chacha sisters had become separated, and Now chachamaru was looking feverishly for her younger in height yet older in activation sister.

"Chachazero where are you!" Chachamaru stumbled through the corridors of the ship.

"Yo sis" Came the familiar voice from a hallway Chachamaru just passed the tall Gynoid backed up and saw a girl who seemed oddly out of place, She had long brown hair reaching to her waist which complimented her deep brown eyes, she seemed almost dream like with the long flowing all white Kimono she wore. SHe was placing something inside of Chachazero. When the girl was done she stood up smiled and waved goodbye to Chachazero as she approched Chachamaru.

"At last where have you been!" Chachamaru scolded angrily, suddenly her audio sensors picked up the sound of Troopers approaching. Her voice then took a tone of urgency "They're headed in this direction, what are we going to do if we are captured, we'll be sent to the space mines of kessel or smashed into who knows what!"

Chachazero seemed to have other things on her AI as she walked past her taller sister ignoring her droll ramblings "Well come on then." The shorter Chacha motioned for her sister to follow. Chachamaru spun around "Wait a minute, where are you going?"

"Buisness." The miniture Gynoid replied simply, leaving Chachamaru quite confused. 'buisness?' her AI processed this but it made absolutly no sense. So Chachamaru decided simply to follow along.


The Dark figure was obseving the mass of twisted and broken soldiers, it then spotted a soldier who still had some life in him It proceeded to grab the fearful soldier by the neck as a Magus officer ran up to the figure and gave a salute.

"Lord Nagi the deathstar plans are not in the main computer." The figure that was called Nagi Lifted up the struggling soldier and spoke, the voice was somewhat raspy but one could definetly tell that "Nagi" was a male under the mask.

"Where are those transmissions you recived." Nagi lifted the petrified soul higher so his legs we not touching the ground anymore, he stared stright into the soldiers fearladen eyes and spoke again. "What have you done with those plans." there was a sinister tone in Nagi's voice the kind that said "Hey you'd better answer or Im gonna kill you."

The soldier gasped for breath struggling to stay concious from the choking grip of Nagi, "We....Intercepted no transmissions-AHHH!" Nagi's grip tightened as the soldier gasped out his next sentance "T-this is a consular ship...gasp...we-we're on a diplomatic mission."

the imposing Nagi was losing his patience "If this is a diplomatic ship the where is the ambassador!?" The soldier refused to disclose anymore information, Nagi then proceeded to snap the fools neck and threw him against the wall in disgust and rage, he turned toward the officer.

"Commander tear this ship apart until you've found those plans, and bring me the ambassador I WANT HER ALIVE!" The officer and nearby troopers obeyed and immidiatly began rushing into the surrounding sub corridors.


In one of the Tantives many passageway the same kimono clad girl was huddling for saftey from the Magus troopers now sweeping the ship.

She was Princess Konoka Konoe, a member of the Alderaan senete A.K.A the ambassador everyone was looking for.

Konoka nerviously raised her laser pistol she was given for self defense as the footsteps grew closer. Unfortunatly her hands were so shakey that she accidently banged the pistol against the metal hull causing a group of four troopers to spot her.

"There she is set for stun!" The leader ordered, "EEEP!" Konoka was starteled so much so that she dropped her pistol which in turn fired off and took out said leader of the troopers. Konoka tried to make a run for it but was hit by the remaining troopers stun beams, she collapsed unconcious.

The troopers apprached her and inspected her collapsed form. "She'll be alright, Inform Lord Nagi we have a prisoner." The remaining two left immediatly.


The two gynoids had arived at the escape pods, Chachazero was working on a control panel connected to the door of one of the escape pods, "And there we go!" The light on the hatch blinked then imediatly lifted open. Chachamaru was still curious as to what on earth had gotten into her shorter counterpart. "Hey your not permitted in there your going to be deactivated for sure."

Chachazero rolled her eyes "Gosh sis quit being a mindless philosopher, I wonder some time if you were actually created to be a combat Gynoid."

"Don't call me a mindless philosopher I am in fact designed for combat." Chachamaru expressed anger "Now get out of there before someone sees you!"

Chachazero shook her head "Nuh uh no way sis, I've gotta secret mission to deliver these here plans that that Kimono Chick gave me!"

Chachamaru thought her shorter yet older sisters response was completely illogical. "Secret mission, what plans what are you talking about?!" Chachamaru sighed as obviously her sisters AI must have been fried by the intensity of the invasion. "Im not going in there its against my protical anyway."

"WHAT sis now whose spouting random things, you wanna get turned into swiss cheese!?"

Another explosion went off this time very close to where the two gynoids were standing sending smoke debris Chachamarus way, this seemed to change the tall ones mind as she immidiatly hopped into the escape pod with Chachazero. "Im so going to regret this." Chachamaru muttered under audiable level as the hatch closed.

The escape pod rocketed out of the Tantive with out a hitch, on board the Imperial Magus the gunners notced the floating escape pod.

"There goes another one." The gunner was about to open fire when he was stopped by the other "Hold your fire there are no life forms aboard must have shorted out"

Chachamaru looked up at the rapidly reatreating froms of the Magus ship and the Tantive. "Thats funny the damage doesn't look as bad from out here." she commented. "Yeah I guess your right sis though I kinda feel bad for Kimono Chick." The shorter Gynoid replied

The tall one nodded "Yes....Um sister are you sure this thing is safe?" She questioned as the lonley escape pod spiraled slowly to the surface of Planet Tatooine.


Well I hope you all enjoy this, again I would like to thank my friends Xascul and Crimson Musashi for helping me iron this out.

I will apreciate your reviews as always until the next installment

DK75m OUT!