(AN: This is the start of a whole new story, don't worry I won't forget about my other story. I just want to do this story, I became inspired by a lack of these kind of stories...So I hope you all enjoy the first chapter of Remnants last laugh.)
Disclaimer: I dont own anything...Hehehehehehe...
Speaking: "Speaking" "Masked Speaking"
Thoughts: 'Thinking'
Newspaper/news: News
Actions: *Explosion* *Scroll ringing*
+pov (Point of view)+
Transition change: ~~~~~~
-Location-
^Book Name^
^Store/Dorm^
*Time Skip*
-Gotham City-
+Third person pov+
It was just another day in Gotham, busy streets of cars driving by and people walking down sidewalks. That was until he decided to cause some chaos, He drove up in a purple Lamborghini and stepped outside of the car. He wore a purple suit jacket and pants with a purple trench coat over the purple suit jacket, a green under shirt under the purple suit jacket and a tan shirt above that. He had pale skin, green hair and eyes with red lips. He is most notoriously known as the Joker. (Imagine Heath Ledger Joker) He is a known criminal on many accounts of grand theft, grand theft auto, homicide, murder, theft, torture, unlicensed dentistry, improper labeling of meat, arson, grave robbing, etc. He was evil incarnate and he was insane.
He laughed insanely as he reaches into his jacket and pulls out a Tommy gun, he walks into the building he parked infant of. He shoots up the place killing multiple civilians. He cackles as he also reaches into his jacket and pulls out a grenade and tossed it further into the building, the grenade explodes and gas leaks out of it the green gas rising from the canister. People start to laugh uncontrollably as he walks through the smoke effortlessly just smiling. He walks deeper into the building and finds what he is looking for.
An experimental dimensional portal that could grant him the ability to send the bat away and get rid of the thorn in his side permanently. He cackles as he strolls up to the portal and flicks a bunch of switches and presses a bunch of buttons trying to turn the portal on. Eventually he manages to flick the right switch, but little did he know that the other switches he flipped and buttons he pressed made the portal consume most of its very rare and explosive energy source. He sees the portal activate and hum as a blueish energy is swirling in the metallic circle. Joker starts laughing insanely before hearing the door that lead to this room being kicked open, The man who kicked down the door was pressed in all black armor and a bat themed helmet. He had a black cape and a yellow utility belt around his waist. "Joker why are you doing this? This isn't you usual MO." The Batman, The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, He went by many names but to all he was known as Gothams resident hero.
"Well Batsy, I decided it was time to get rid of you once and for all and this, *Joker points to the portal* will do just that. " The joker says and he laughs insanely. Batman says "Your insane!" The joker says "What was your first clue? The murders?, The insane calling? My looks? hehehehehahahaha and they call you the worlds second greatest detective." he chuckles insanely as he talks and he stands infant of the portal and pulls out his Tommy gun and starts to shoot at batman, The batman doges and rolls to the right, he throws some batarangs at the joker. The batarangs hit jokers hand and make him drop the gun, making it drop and shoot at the machine controls. Unfortunately this made the machines blue portal turn into a red swirling portal, it swirls faster and faster. Soon some small objects are dragged into the portal. The two people notice this and joker and takes a chance. He pulls out a long pistol and shoots at the batman.
Batman doges the bullet and throws a batarang at jokers hand, this time as joker drops his pistol it shoots into a huge canister in front of. joker but to the side, most likely its fuel.
It happened in one second faster than either could react. The canister explodes and launches joker and batman. Batman was launched back through the door and Joker was launched to the portal. He gripped the edge of the portal as it was sucking his lower half in, only his upper half was visible as he tried to hold onto the portal machine. He sees his pistol and Tommy gun being dragged into the portal. Then he spots batman getting up and Joker yells "Batsy! Help Me! You gotta save me!" batman tries to stumble towards the joker but he falls face forward unconscious. Joker feels his grip weakening and he lets go, the portal closing behind him. The metallic structure then falls behind and the room catches fire.
-Unknown Location, In The Portal-
Joker was tumbling through the red portal and was laughing insanely all the way, He honestly didn't care where he ended up now that he thought about it, he now has a chance to go to a whole new place where there might be no batman to stop him. Oh the fun and chaos he could cause.
He twisted and turned as he laughed like the madman he was, He was flipping backwards and kicking his feet like a child that didn't get what they wanted. He also has his hands on his chest as he shakes with laughter.
Oh the wonderful things he could do in this brand new world that he's going to.
-Vale, Outer Forest-
A red portal appears swirling in a clearing of a forest, First comes out a long pistol and a Tommy gun. Then the Joker tumbles out as he is launched out of the portal. He tumbles a bit and curses slightly "Fucking great...Now where the hell am I?" he says and stands up dusting off his clothes.
He notices it is nighttime and he looks up at the night sky to see something he would never in his entire life see.
The moon was broken, He stared long and hard at the site above him. He says "Well shit." then he laughs insanely and says "Why haven't I thought of that before? It looks like a smile. How come I haven't done it before?" he then chuckles like a mad god "HehehehehehehehahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
He had an idea, an idea so grand, so devious, so evil that even Salem would have shivered from his idea.
Once asked later after all the chaos had happened, after the Jokers plan came to pass, after the deaths of many had occurred both innocent and guilty, Young and old.
When asked the people would say that it all started with:
One. Bad. Day.
(AN: This is the first chapter of my newest story: Remnants last laugh. I hope you all enjoyed and leave a review. I will see you all next chapter. Peace. Lone Old Man Logan signing out.)