This is my first fanfic, so don't expect much. I've been told I'm a decent writer, but I'm not really sure. This is just a bunch of Percy Jackson fun little stories, based after BoO. Just a bunch of funny little things, some may be based off some headcannons. Have any question at all just comment or P.M me, and please if you don't like it just don't read it I'm not forcing you am I? If you have criticism not hate, be honest please.

When Annabeth takes the Stoll's advice

In their relationship well at least after everything the fall, war, ect. Percy and Annabeth tried to have more fun and lighten up. This consisted of little cute dates, jokes, and outings with the Argo crew, but then there was the occasional prank from Percy. Annabeth was as stated too mature for pranks, but one day she wanted revenge. They started off innocent enough, hiding shoes, that full cup of water face down, little fun stuff. Now there is the lake literally swallowing her, her sword turning to flowers, and the exploding diet coke. She wanted revenge in a way only a true daughter of Athena could do. She devised a devise plan that involved Racheal, Hazel and her mist powers, and a bunch of campers.

She started her plan a while before talking to the people for help. She had to gather Information, so one day when she and Percy were hanging out.

She asked innocently, "Percy what would you do if you were a part of a new great prophecy?"

He thought and said, "I would freak out, and march to Olympus knock down the doors to the throne room and give the gods a piece of my mind."

She replied, "Would you now?" he nodded and they both went back to watching their movie. Annabeth was now starting to hatch her plan, good thing she didn't have to be too subtle she loved Percy, but he was an idiot.

First she went to the resident oracle Racheal Elizabeth Dare. It was the summer so she was around in her cave. Annabeth went over to the cave and sort of knocked on the side of the entrance, Racheal called her inside. Racheal's fiery red hair was currently in a messy bun as she worked away at a new art piece.

Annabeth said, "Racheal I need your help." She looked away from her painting.

She smiled and said, "What do you need help with?"

Annabeth replied, "Its Percy."

"What did that idiot do this time?"

"Oh nothing bad I just need you for a prank."

"Wow the always responsible, mature, non-childish Annabeth Chase wants to pull a prank on Seaweed Brain."

"Yes he's gone too far with his pranks now its payback time."

"The lake swallowing you was pretty funny, but what do you need?" I explained my plan that would surly trick the old Seaweed Brain.

Step 2 Talk to one daughter of Pluto. She found Hazel helping the younger campers with arts and crafts. She was walking from young kids to young kids who were all drawing sort of blueprints for weapons. She tapped of Hazel's shoulder and beckoned her to move to a more private talking area. She told the kids to get back to work and walked over with Annabeth.

Hazel asked," How is your day Annabeth."

Annabeth replied," I need your help in the misty arts."

Hazel rolled her eyes and said," They aren't misty arts, but what do you need?"

"Can your mist manipulate the mist enough to fool a demigod?"

"It depends on a lot of things like I could easily trick a young demigod, but an older veteran who knows all about the mist I couldn't."

"It's Seaweed Brain."

"I can, but it can't be too unbelievable." I began revealing my idea to Hazel. She was a bit hesitant since she was still all lady like from her upbringing in the 40s. She eventually agreed to help me on my crusade.

The last step was the easiest, Annabeth just talked to the Stoll brothers and they got a bunch of campers to help me out. They didn't even want money only the chance to video tape it. They were all getting in position; they only had one shot at this, because of the massive amount of mist needed to trick a veteran demigod. Annabeth went over to Poseidon Cabin, and knocked furiously on the door. A slightly drowsy Percy showed up at the door.

Percy asked," Whazzzzgoin on Wise Girl?"

Annabeth said," Its Racheal, She's giving a new prophesy." Percy panicked and grabbed riptide and ran out with Annabeth. A group of campers had gathered around Racheal, who was doubled over. Hazel gave Annabeth a thumbs up, and closed her eyes to focus. Racheal shift to be standing straight up her eyes green the eerie green mist coiling around her. Annabeth shook her head and all she saw was normal Racheal, Percy on the other hand was in complete shock.

Racheal said in the oracle's voice," The eldest son of Poseidon shall rise." She didn't get to finish for all the water in camp exploded. Percy was furious; Annabeth had a smile that threatened to split her face in two, revenge was sweet.

Percy after the water exploded yelled," FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M SO DONE WITH THIS FUCKING SHIT!" After that he stormed over to the stables and flew off with Blackjack. After he left everyone exploded into laughter, Hazel collapsed from exhaustion but managed a smile, Racheal was rolling around laughing, and the Stolls had already left to fallow Percy. Annabeth went over to Nico and they shadow traveled to Olympus.

When Annabeth and Nico showed up at the doors of Olympus Percy was storming up to the throne room. Annabeth and Nico caught up to Percy and stayed right behind him. He marched up to the throne room and threw the doors open. All the gods were there save Mr. D and Hades.

Poseidon said," Ah son how have you been?"

Percy was pissed and said," Why do you all have to fuck up some much shit!"

Poseidon said," Perseus what is the meaning of this?" All the gods were in shock of Percy's outburst.

Percy said," Why do the gods have to mess with mortal's shit, I'm serious why can't you just stop fucking with everyone's stuff. All I asked in life is to not have to worry about dyeing every second. I helped save Olympus twice already, so just stay in your palaces for the next hundred fucking years, eat your damn ambrosia, and don't fuck my shit up. Thank you." To say the gods were in shock would be an understatement, they were appalled. The gods' jaws all hit the floor when Percy's rant begun and they seemed to be glued to the floor now. Percy was taking deep breaths obviously trying to calm down.

Apollo the first to recover said," Percy we know you saved Olympus multiple times, but what brought this on?" It was pretty bad that Apollo was the first to talk you know god of prophecies.

Percy turned to Apollo and growled," YOU! You think it's funny to mess with my life huh? Well could stop fucking with the lives of me and my friends for at least a century?" Percy ended with the point of Riptide pointed at Apollo. Apollo had his hands up in surrender; Percy was scary when he wasn't trying, let's just say he was trying.

Zeus let loose a massive clap of thunder and bellowed," Perseus Jackson what is the meaning of this outburst? What have we done to mess with your life again?"

Percy replied," Your dumb ass new great prophecies, I've been part of not one not two, but now three great prophecies! Well I'm done you can deal with your own shit for once in your godsdamn lives!" Annabeth, Nico, and the Stoll brothers were all hysterically laughing; Connor had gotten it all on video also. Annabeth's plan worked perfectly, and the results were better than she expected.

Zeus said," Perseus I should vaporize you for what you said, and what is this new great prophecies I heard no news of a new prophecies?"

Apollo interjected," I have not seen any new prophecies given by Racheal, Percy we don't know what you're talking about."

Percy still livid said," Yes she gave a new prophecy that stupid, the eldest son of Poseidon shall rise."

Apollo asked," Did you hear the rest of it?"

Percy paused and said," No I left before I heard. What's going on?"

Athena said calmly," I think this has something to do with my daughter." At that she teleported Annabeth, Nico, Connor, and Travis into the middle of the throne room, they had been hiding behind the massive doors watching. Annabeth blush furiously and looked around extremely nervously, like a deranged owl.

Athena said," So Annabeth do you have anything to say for yourself." Percy glared at Annabeth waiting for an answer, so did all the gods.

She laughed nervously and said," Well really it's a funny story, I may or may not have gotten Hazel to use the mist to trick person to think Racheal was giving a prophecy."

Athena asked," How did Hazel manage to trick a veteran demigod, one of the greatest of the age?"

Annabeth nervously said," Well its good you're finally taking a liking to Percy, but it wasn't too farfetched and Percy isn't the sharpest." You could hear Percy yell hey from by Apollo.

Aphrodite asked," was this pay back for all those pranks?" Annabeth nodded hesitantly, and Aphrodite smirked.

Artemis said," Well now we have that all cleared up." Percy walked up to Annabeth and looked disappointed, but then cracked his signature grin.

Percy turned to his father and said," I'm sorry for my behavior father I was uh extremely mad."

Ares said," he what about the rest of us?"

Percy replied," Nah you deserved it." Poseidon laughed and said his son could leave.

As they walked out Percy said to Annabeth," You got me good Wise girl."

Annabeth smirked and said," You're not the only one who's good at pranks." Percy laughed and put his arm around Annabeth as they walked out.