Special Bell Peppers and Beef
A tall lean man that goes by the name of Spike walks into at the bar like if it was the step up for a joke; although he is here on business, a man with dark hair about 5 foot ten and glasses is target, who goes by the name of Steve. Steve is a small time actor who does computer hacking for corporate sabotage in his spare time. As Steve sits in the bar Spike comes up and taps him on the shoulder. Steve turns and just looks at him as if he doesn't have a 500,000 woolong bounty on his head. "Whatca having there, friend" asks Spike. "A nacho supreme and a virgin pina colata." "Looks good tough it's not often you see a teetotal person in a bar "Yeah" "Mind if I have some." "Sure" "Thanks I am starving" says Spike as he dips the nacho chip into the melted cheese pulls up as the cheese strings up to his mouth. "This is a great last meal fit for Jesus if believe in that stuff." "Yeah…wait how did you know I am teetotal." "The virgin pina colata made me sure." "I could just have on just cause." "Okay I am done bullshitting I am usually a no bullshit guy but when it comes to woolongs then I make an exception. I saw I on your bounty profile I am lucky my tip off was right." "You're a bounty hunter." Just an old fashioned cowboy." Steve then draws a gun as if his name was Blondie and shoots misses, and runs off. Spike tails him but a cop stops him and Spike being a no negotiating type a guy along with no bullshiting he kicks the cop hard than his idol Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris. Spike has the bounty in his hands and he won't let him slip through his fingers, well at least not that easily. He then cuts him off by going into a shop wrecking about half of it in the process no concern to him at least not yet. Steve is surprised to see him like the birthday boy when his friends and family jump out of nowhere yelling surprise. His expression turns quickly into the face of someone who can crack an acorn with his asshole. Spike ain't having it if this had taken place in the Tarantino universe Steve would be dead by the time Spike finished eating his nacho supreme. Spike being the more like Blondie of the too and not the singer but the gunslinger shoots first like Han Solo in the theatrical cut of Star Wars Episode VI A New Hope. Steve goes down faster than Greedo but not dead like Dillinger. Even if he did die it wouldn't count either since he didn't die in a movie theater. Spike takes him to the authorities. Jet is there with the hospital bill of the cop Spike judo kicked in the face with force of a river turning into a waterfall. Jet apologizes for Spike and they then leave for the Bebop.
Back on the Bebop Spike practices Judo in case he has to kick another person in the face hopefully not another cop. "Spike its ready." "I am almost finished what's cooking." "Special Bell Peppers and Beef." They; with no beef in the bell peppers. "Asamoff Solonson he is out next target he is a major player in the syndicate." "Uh jet." "His name is Asamoff Solonson. Are you listening to me?" "You said bell peppers and beef there is no beef in here so you really wouldn't call it bell peppers and beef now would you. "I would." Well it's not!" "What happened too those 5000 woolongs we got for that last guy." "The bill from that shop you trashed and the medical bill from the cop you injured killed the dough!."
See You Space Cowboy