Dear Max,
Jana slapped me this morning before school, and she told me to pass on the message to you. You can be such a dick sometimes, all these girls that you cheated on are taking it out on me.
Just kidding.
Sort of.
Love you.
Abbey
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Dear Lucy,
I'm glad to hear that you and Jude are fine. Please tell Max to write to me soon.
Abbey
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Dear Max,
Jana asked if I passed on the message after school. I told her I did. She didn't believe me and she slapped me again so I would remember to tell you.
The parents are getting so annoying, since you've been gone, they've been bugging the shit out of me, telling me to pick colleges, to save up… God, it must have sucked being the oldest child, at least I knew what was coming.
Miss you!
Abbey
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Dear Max,
I laughed through your whole letter. A little too loud. Mom looked over my shoulder, wondering what was so funny, and she was shocked at the things you were saying. She says clean up your language and get a steady girlfriend. Oh, and she's going to read over your letters from now on. Not mine, thank god. On the return address, write Lucy's name. She wont suspect anything. But you probably shouldn't write about how big your teachers jugs were in college. Especially if your teachers happened to be men.
Anyways. I know that you don't like me blabbing about Jana, but I don't talk about it to anyone else… so… She spilled her coke down my dress today. I had to lie right to moms face when she asked what happened. I told her that Lizzy spilt some on me. It was pretty convincing because Lizzy's such a clutz. She didn't believe me when I told her that I told you, so write something in your next letter for her, okay?
Love you.
Abbey
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