Alright. Well, this is just a series of one-shots that you can put practically anywhere in my series of KFP. Some will be somewhat specific. Others, not so much. Anyways, this will be filled with crack-fics, song-fics, basically any kind of fic you can find. This won't be updated everyday like my other stories. It will be updated when i have inspiration. If there are any questions you want answered, you may ask them, and I'll answer them with a one-shot(most of the time). If you want to request a song-fic, you may, but there are rules. No Jackson 5, the Jacksons, Micheal Jackson, or Justin Bieber. If you want them, don't ask me to do them. Also, I prefer doing Seventies and Christian songs. But, I'll do others. So, ya. I think I covered everything. If I think of something else, I'll be sure to let you know. Enjoy!

DB and Matthew were staring intently at each other in the courtyard and it was like a scene in an old Western when a shoot out is about to go down. There was even some music playing in the background- provided by Informant- that helped to intensify the moment. Matthew's hand twitched. DB got a twitch in his left eye, but his face held a confident smirk. Shifu was on the platform he was on during the Dragin Warrior tournament. The others were all next to him making bets. Shifu finally said out of nowhere, "BEGIN!" DB and Matthew rushed forward and...began eating bowls of noodles. There were one hundred bowls for each of them. Any uneaten bowls would be taken care of by Po. Mr. Ping was next to the table, continuing to cook. The warriors all looked on with anticipation, hoping that they would win the bet. Those rooting for DB were Wan, Tigress, Po, Mantis, Informant, Viper, and Zeng. Everyone else was for Matthew. Though, Shifu did not put a bet in. He just watched with an amused smile.

After about an hour, DB and Matthew were stuffed and tied. One of them had to eat just one more bowl to win. They slowly began to eat there other bowl. About halfway through, Matthew couldn't go anymore. DB won by half a bowl. He then passed out. Po was doing a victory dance. The rest just had grins. Wayward Son sighed. "I should have bet on DB." He shook his head and gave a bag of cookies to the victors. Crane had tilted his hat tilted down in shame. Monkey was crying. The other two Wu sisters had an 'Oh well' expression. They all handed over their bags of cookies.

Shifu walked down the steps with a smirk. "I'm glad you both had a nice time. Now, I need you both to run to Gongmen City and back."

DB let out a groan. Matthew tried glaring, but couldn't manage it. "I don't think either of us could manage a walk to the valley." DB let out another groan.

Shifu then smirked. "Well. You better make yourselves able to handle it because I heard that there is a one day sale on coffee in Gongmen City today." With that, DB stood up faster than anyone thought possible, grabbed a cart of Matthew's gold and grabbed Matthew and the two were gone in a flash. "I knew that would get them going."

Informant and Wayward Son chuckled. Wan just asked a logical question. "Is there really a sale on coffee?"

"no. They aren't even selling coffee."

At that, Informant and Wayward Son stopped chuckling and their expressions turned to those of horror. "Y-you lied about c-cof-fee t-to D-DB-B?"

"Yes. Is there a problem?"

Informant coughed. "Well. Uh. We'll uh. We'll just be in our dimension now. Um. Let us know if you survive." They then quickly left through a portal.

"I wonder what they're worried about." Everyone shrugged at Monkey's statement.

Out of the horizon, dark storm clouds started forming and were heading towards the Jade Palace at an alarming rate. "Hey are clouds suposed to move that fast?" Po pointed towards said clouds, and everyone shook their heads.

With a flash of lightning, the clouds were at the threshold of the palace gatewas there with a look of an intense, hot anger that would make the sun look like Antarctica. "You lied about coffee!" He drew his katana slowly, making all the warriors take a step back. "You. WILL! Pay." He then charged at them.

The fight was short. But, wiithin that time, DB had defeated all the warriors, destroyed the Hall of Warriors, the training hall, the kitchen, the barracks, the Dragon Grotto, and the Wu sisters fortress. The last one is beyond anyone who asks. The day after the battle, everyone was sitting at a table in what was left of the kitchen. Po had a cast on his arm and a bandage wrapped around his waist. Tigress had an eyepatch, a piece of her ear taken out and was in a wheelchair. Mantis was in a full body cast. Crane had his neck wrapped up- which prevented talking- had his wings wrapped up to be against his sides and one leg was also wrapped. Viper had an ice pack on her head and had bandages on various portions of her body. Monkey had his tail bandaged and had an ice pack n his jaw along with another on his left shoulder and his right arm was wrapped btween the elbow and shoulder. Wing and Su were identical with their bandages. They were rubbing their shoulders with bandages on their arms and wrppings along their midections and wrappings on their knees. Wan had only an eyepatch pver her right eye. Matthew had nothing since he wasn't there. Shifu was in a full body cast. He was currently trying to get his mouth on a straw to drink from a cup, unsuccessfully. DB was smiling contently while sipping from a cup of coffee. "This is why you don't lie about coffee to me. At least Wayward Son and Informant know how to take care of all injuries." He took another sip of coffee.

Matthew just smirked and shook his head. "Am I glad I wasn't here to see the carnage you caused. Just remind me to never get in the way of you and your coffee."

Shifu had finally gotten a drink from his cup. "Yes. And you will be fixing this entire place."

"Understandable. This is actually minor compared to what I have done in the past." Everyone gaped at him. He shrugged. "What!? In another dimension, I am the reason Atlantis became a lost city. And it was all because of coffee."

"Well, i could actually believe it. Especially if you had all your abilities present." Wan was the one who spoke.

"Well, I would only be able to use lightning and my personal favorite ability that really wouldn't do anything towards destroying anything. Just remember. Don't lie about coffee."

Wow. That is what happens when I am just writing what comes to my mind. Review.