I am totally Elissalarabelanna Cousland, the totes beautifullest gurl in Fereldan. I totally saw my totes dad. He wos wif him bestie, Arl howe.

"Hey totes Arl Howl, sup?"

"not mutch. Hey my totes sun wants yur kik detales."

"I am so totally not givin him my kik detales!" I stormed off, then my dad went 'wait I am goin away."

"Omg where? Why aren't I invited?"

"im goen to fite demins!"

"Oh no lol.""yeah can you look after the cassel wile im gorn?" im so totally rich that I liv in a cassel.

"Ugh, I guess so," I sed angerly even tho I wos secritly happy.

Then a totes guy came in. "This am Duncan, hes a grey worden."
"Whats dat?"

"a guy who kills darksporn." The darkspown were the toteally eval guys. They maked the totes blight, which killt everything.

"hi, ur totes cute," I sed, hitting on him because I totally hit on everyone. Then I wented away and fownd my dog, he was eating the cook so I yelled at him, he totally whimpered. Then we found my mum.

"Hi mum,"

I saw my best friend totally Dairren with her. "Hey totes bestie!" then I went to say goodbye to my brother, he wos going away too.

I totally woke up in the middle of the night, my dog his name was Punksi he was barking.

"Shut totes up," I grumbelled sleeply.

Sudden totes ppl wif swords burst in, rdy to kill me and Punksi! Oh totes no, I totally stabbed them with a sword I found in my pocket and then ran outside and found my totes parents, they were wif Duncan.

"Elissalarabelanna, ur going to Grey Warden High."

"NOOOOOOOOOO"

It wos my first day at dragon age high. I looked around for people. I saw a cute guy, I said hi and giggled. "Hi, im totes Hawke."

"Omg you're cute," I said, clicking on the totes love heart icon to flirt.

"Sorry im taken by Merrillierambeirna." He totes said. There was a totally elf nex to him with black hair and big green eyes. And tattotos.

"wait, I thought I was ur bf," came up to us a blonde guy cold Anders, his eyes glow eval spirit.

"I thought I was!" a totally beautiful gurl wif massive tatas and dark skin said. Her name was Isabela, she was a pirate

"I thort I wos ur lover!" It was totes Fenris, an elf wif white hair and glowin tattoos that were evan coolar than totes merril's.

"Oh no," sed totes Hawke. "Oh totes maker!" he ran away, him many bfs and hfs followed angerly wif nives, swords and staves.

I totes shurrged and went up to totes CUTER GUY OMG. He had the cutest blodne haar and brown eyes like a choloclate falvour ice cream. I love iceamcrwm but I like rainbow falver best.

"Hi, I totes iggled."

He was totes busy argue with a mage and dident notice me tho. I was upset, I nearly cried then he saw me. He nearly fainted becos I was so beautiful.

"Hi lol, im Elissalarabelanna. Wats ur totally name?"

"Im totes Alistair lol," he sed.

"Ur totes cute,"

"Omg thx," he blussehed.

It wos time for my first class, relgieins it was abowt the Maker. The Maker made us all then he dident like us becos someon1 killt him totes crush Andrasteleraliembarina. They burnt her at the stake. Sge ded.

Our teacher wos totes Chanter Devons. "The Maker maked us!" he cud only say the chant becos he was a chanter.

I looked arownd at my classmaytes, they were a gurl wif a skimpy top called Morrigan. "Morrigan ur totes dress coded," sed the princiaple, Divine Justinia. Morrigan went 'double u tee eff. I hate the Maker im an apostate." She turned into a cat. An apostitet is a totes illegal mage.

I looked at the other ppl in my totes class. I saw an elf wif a Spanish accent called Zevran. Actually maybe it was an Italian acent I cudent tell, wait it was Antivan becos obviously Spain and itiely don't eggsist in Thedas lol! He had a dagger becos he was a totes assassin.

I saw a next prsn, it was a totes cute gurl called Leliana she wos from Orlais. She was so cute omg. She was a bard so she started singing Leliana's song, her favrit song which wos named after her.

Then there wos a totes tough lookin guy called Sten, I avoidexdh im he looked scare.

AND OMG ALISTARI WOS IN THE CLASS YAY

Omg and I cud see a short guy, he wos a dwarf and he had cum to class drunk becos hes an alcohol. He wos sad becos him totes gf Branka left him for anuther gurl becos he wos totes ugel.

The other prsn in our class wos a golemn called Shale. She wos weird and was drawin a picter of a pigeon being killed. Cree-py.

I was totes taking notes, lol jk I don't pay arttenshun at skewl becos im too kewl for that. I was totes drawing a pic of alitstre becos I like drawing nad he cute. Sudden A TOTES DRAGON APPEAR – IT WOS THE ARCHDEMON! HE WOS THE LEEDER OF THE DARKSPROSN HE WOS EVAL. I quickly grabbed my sword, im a warrior. Morrigan turned into a spider so she cud bite the archdemon and evry1 got reddy to kill the eval ARCHDENIM!

Hi guys dragon age is one of my favrit games, so I thort id make a fanfic abowt it. Tjis chapter was maninly just introcudcedeing characters, but next chapper I will have lots of action. Im gonna mainly follow the storyline of dragon age 1 but wif sum characters from dragon age 2 and 3 like hwake and the inkqiwster who you will meet next cgarer! And cullen evan tho im teem Jacob, LOL JK not tha tcullne.