Earlier today, at school, I randomly thought of these. Also, I've seen other people do something similar to it, so I thought I'd come up with a list of my own. Anyways, here it is...
Disclaimer: I don't own Les Miserables or any of the characters.
Things that Shouldn't Be Said or Done to the Mizzies
Buy Marius a puppy and then make him watch as you set it on fire
Steal from Thenardier
Buy Enjolras a parrot and teach it to talk over top of him whenever he's giving an inspirational speech
Tell Enjolras that his revolution will fail and then laugh when he says otherwise
Steal Eponine's hat
Treat Gavroche like a 5 year old
Set Marius' hair on fire
Set Eponine's hair on fire
Set Enjolras' hair on fire
Set ANYONE's hair on fire
Stalk Enjolras, even though I know that we all want to
Follow Fantine around all day singing "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth"
Tell Javert that he needs to get a life. I mean, seriously, it's been over 10 years and he still hasn't caught Valjean. I think he should move on...
Constantly call Valjean "9430"
Tell Enjolras that he reminds you of Ramin Karimloo
Tell Marius that he reminds you of Ramin Karimloo
Tell Valjean that he reminds you of Ramin Karimloo
Tell Javert all about number 55 Rue Plumet
Start a conversation with Valjean and then randomly cut off in the middle of your sentence and say "Oh, hello Inspector Javert!"
Cut off Cosette's hair, make it into a scarf, and then give it to Marius
Tell Javert that you set his stars on fire
Lock Eponine and Marius in a closet together
Hide all of Grantaire's alcohol. All of it.
Inform Gavroche that he's too short to fight at the barricade, try again next year bud
Rewrite Les Mis so that Eponine ends up with Marius... OH WAIT
Convince them that Victor Hugo is God
Set Cosette on fire... Unfortunately, she wouldn't like that very much
Tell Javert that Cosette is Valjean in disguise
Remind Javert constantly that he was born in a jail
Ask Javert if he eats souls
Keep going on about Javert eating souls even when he insists that he doesn't
Ask Javert what souls taste like
Tell Marius that Eponine is in love with him
Tell Eponine that Marius is in love with her
Throw rocks at Cosette
Tell Enjolras that, no, I can't hear the people sing
Insult Marius' love for Cosette
Set all of Cosette's pretty dresses on fire...
Set the dress Cosette is wearing on fire... while she's still wearing it
Set the barricade on fire
Steal all of Gavroche's lines
Tell Cosette that you set fire to her castle on a cloud... Hey, if Adele can set fire to the rain, then I can set fire to a cloud... so there...
Sell Cosette to a pimp
Ask them all why they have British accents if they live in France
But Cosette a broom for her birthday
Kidnap Cosette and then give her to the Thenardiers
Mimic everything that Javert does
Capture Valjean and then say to Javert "See? It wasn't that hard."
Casually stroke Marius' hair like he's a dog
Hide all of Marius' law books
Cough on Joly
Laugh whenever Javert talks about justice
Convince Marius that Grantaire is in love with him
Steal Javert's uniform
Contradict everything that Enjolras says. EVERYTHING!
And there you have it. Hope you enjoyed... I like fire
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