It was Sunday. Greaaat. Alfred was getting ready to head out the door and do some shopping with Matthew, when he heard a familiar voice ring though his head.

"Allllfieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

The American blushed at the nickname, as always. But when he turned around, he realized... the Brit was whining. WHINING. He only does that on two rare occasions! Either one, he was drunk and wanted sex, or two, he had a hangover from the night before being drunk and having sex.

He turned around, and saw the poor thing. He was curled up in a ball, knees to his chest, clutching a bucket.

He ran over, falling to his knees at the horrible sight.

"I told you not to drink so much... You knew this was going to happen!" He stroked the Brit's hair gently.

"Idiot! You know you have to hide it somewhere where I can't reach it BEFORE I drink too much...!" He continued to shake, then fell into the American's arms.

He held him there and rubbed his back.

"I'm sorry... I'll do that next time..."

Arthur put his face into Alfred's neck, and just sat there for a moment, feeling like all was well. Until his stomach made an extremely unpleasant noise.

"Geez, Artie! We're you eating rocks or something?!"

"I... I don't remember..."

Alfred held him close, and picked him up bridal style.

"I'll cancel my plans with Mattie. I gotta take care of you."

"Alfie... It's alri-" He held his stomach and squeaked from the pain.

"No. I'm staying with you." He gently kissed his forehead, setting him down on his bed. He pulled the blankets over him, then walked over to the door.

"I'll be right back, I gotta call Mattie." He said, smiling, as he quietly shut the door and trotted down the stairs.

Arthur's sorrowful look turned into a devilish smirk.

"...Heheh, I feel bad about Matthew, but this is the best plan yet! An entire day with Alfie, all to myself... Hah. I just gotta keep a straight face, and tonight will be perfect~!"

WAZZAP, PEEPS?! ahahaha, FREAKIN ENGLAND! You evil little SQUIRREL! xD

Sooooooooooooooooooo yeah this isnt my best fanficiton. i forgot how to get into my other account, so i made a new one. I NEVER FINISHED MY FANFICTION, *SOB* it was called "Happy New Year." I think my pen name was "FlyingMintHamburger" or something. ANNNYWAYS i hope you enjoy this one~ It's not done yet, butttt IT WILL BE SOOON~ I'll update whenever i can, my little alpaca babies~

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