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Homer's Unlucky Day

It was another fine day in Springfield. As usual, Homer was sleeping on the job at the Nuclear Power Plant. Lenny and Carl, two of Homer's friends at the plant, were disscussing about what they should after work. "Hey Homer, want to go to the baseball game tonight?" Lenny asked. Homer woke up listening to the question."Sure." Homer replied.

After work, gypsy came to Homer asking him about what he was doing in the future. Homer drove off,but just as he left, the gypsy threw a curse on Homer. His first stop was to the Kwik-e-Mart. "Hello Mr. Homer." Apu said kindly as usual. "What would you like today?"

"I would like some chocolate donuts please.Mmmm, chocolate!"

"I'm sorry Mr. Homer, but we don't have any chocolate or donuts left."

"D'oh!"

Homer left the Kwik-e-Mart, and went to Moe's next. "Hey Homer. What'll it be?" Moe asked.

" Beer please."

"Sorry Homer, we don't have any beer!"

"Not again!"

Homer decided it was time to go home. When he entered the house, he saw his next door neighbor, Ned Flanders, sitting on the couch. "HI didddly ho, Neighbourino" Flanders said.

"Shut up Flanders."

"okklleey dookkeeellly."

He was wondering why Flanders was at his place. "Marge. Marge.. Marge!!" Homer yelled.

" What is Homer?" Marge replied.

" Why is Flanders here in our house tonight?"

"Because we agreed to let him eat here tonight."

"D'oh. He might be here, but I'll be outta here in 5 seconds."

Just then the news reporter came on the television."We interupt this show to tell you that the baseball game has been cancelled."

"D'oh!"

Homer banged his head on the wall so many times, that he got a head ache." Is god teasing me?" Homer thought."Is God trying to make me look like a fool. Is God trying to ruin my life forever. Oh why, why, why!!!"

As soon as he said those words, the curse was uplifted and Homer was cursed no more. Homer now relizes that you should listen to a person and not ingore them.