Twilight vs Friends: The One With The Unexpected Couple.

A/N O.K for those of you who don't get it this is basically Rosalie and Jacob getting together in the situation of Monica and Chandler's affair. Hope you like it and please review!

JPOV

Right I'm still trying to figure out what just happened. I was just sitting in my room watching rubbish on T.V when Rosalie turns up at the door. She looked down at my tatty old PJs and smirked.

" Wow, really living it up in Forks aren't you?" she commented sweeping past me. I sighed. The only reason I was here was because of the damn wedding. Trust Mr Moneybags Edward Cullen to insist we all stay at a posh hotel suite. Never mind, it was for Bella.

Rosalie sat down on my bed. I looked at her closer. Wait- was her lip wobbling? What the hell? I actually looked at her slightly concerned.

" What- what happened?" I asked. She wiped her nose and mumbled,

" This guy said… he asked if I was Jasper's mother." I burst out laughing. She scowled at me fiercely. If looks could kill…

" Rosalie, this guy was obviously blind or a drunk. Or mentally retarded. Seriously, let it go. You're the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen." This was meant to come out casually, but instead I kinda stammered. She looked at me, surprised. I'd become a bit closer to Rosalie this 'trip' actually. Well, to the point where I felt no need to crack blonde jokes. And she was actually quite civil to me …

Oh My God. She was kissing me. BLOODY KISSING ME! Wow she was hot. I suddenly returned to my senses and broke away from her.

"Wait, what the hell happened? Did we just make out? We don't do that! I mean, I'm a werewolf! I'd probably kill you!" I stopped gabbling when I realized how stupid that was. "I mean you're a vampire so it'd probably be O.K. But no, nothing will happen, I mean…"

I suddenly looked at her and realized how fit she was.

"How drunk are you?" I asked. She grinned.

I returned the grin and pulled her onto the bed. After a short time kissing, Rosalie pulled away.

"Wow." She frowned. "This isn't too weird, kissing a do- werewolf."

I laughed. "Well, that's probably due to my experience in kissing bloodsu- vampires."

A/N O.K I know this is kinda short but this is more of an intro than a chapter. Please let me know if you like it cos if I don't get any feedback I probably won't bother to continue. See ya!