The One Where Horatio Is A Doctor
I DO NOT OWN ANY CSI:MIAMI CHARACTERS! IF I DID, AND THE REAL PRODUCERS FOUND OUT, WELL THEY'LL HIRE ME AS A WRITER! THANKS FOR READING!
At a clinic room. Horatio and a patient are present.
Patient: Doctor…
Horatio: Please. Call me Horatio.
Patient: Horatio. What's wrong with me?
Horatio: It seems to me that you're sick.
Patient: Of course I'm sick. I wouldn't be here if I weren't sick.
Horatio: Your eyes are orange.
Patient: (irritated) You haven't looked at my eyes once while we were in here! Look at me and tell me that I am sick!
Horatio: I'm afraid I can't make eye contact with you. That's just (long dramatic pause) not my style.
Patient: TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!
Horatio: (looks at a chart belong to the patient) It seems that you (puts on glasses) have cancer. (walks away)
Patient: (confused) WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! OUR APPOINTMENT ISN'T OVER!
At the emergency room
Doctor: Dr. Caine! This man is losing a lot of blood.
Horatio: I'm guessing that he is dying, right?
Doctor: We need blood otherwise our patient will die!
Nurse: WE'RE LOSING THE PATIENT!
Horatio: (just stands there)
Nurse: HE'S FLATLINING!
Doctor: He's dead!
Horatio: I guess today wasn't a good day (puts on sunglasses) to die. (walks away)
Doctor: DR. CAINE! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!
At Horatio's boss' office.
Frank: Horatio, do you know why I called you here?
Horatio: Because I am (puts on glasses) the best.
Frank: In the time you've been here, you've let 200 patients die and you were only here for 2 hours! How is that possible?
Horatio: You know what they say, Frank. (takes off glasses)
Frank: Let someone die again and you'll get fired?
Horatio: Live (puts on glasses) and let die. (walks away)
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sorry if this story isn't as good as the rest but this is going to be the last csi parody I'll write for a while.