Chapter one: SUPRISE!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own twilight but I own the awesome books!
OOC! This is my first fanfic so....BE NICE!
(Cullen's house. Edwards's birthday)
Everyone in the house: SUPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY EDWARD!
Edward: o.o its not much of a suprise...remeber...i read minds
Bella: your such a downer :P
Edward: yes. yes I am...why are those girls on leashes??
Bella: oh...when I was buying some stuff at the party store i found
some fans of yours...
++++++RANDOM FLASHBACK++++++
Girl at the counter: *pops gum* Okay that will be $19.99
Bella: *hands over credit card*
Girl at the counter: *looks at credit card* O MY GAWSH!
Bella: WHAT?! WHAT?!
Girl at the counter: you. are. BELLA SWAN! O.O *faints*
Bella: *looks around nervously* hehehe...
Girl at the counter: *gets up* sorry...I had a moment
Bella: yeah...
Girl at the counter: can I have your autograph?
Bella: sure. who should I write this to?
Girl at the counter: uhhh...taylor....taylor the sailor
Bella: o.o
Girl at the counter: my name is taylor but my friends call me taylor the sailor
Bella: okay....anything else?
Taylor the Sailor: could you also make some to my friends? one to
Lil-fizzle and another one to teletubbiee!
Bella: *signs names*
Taylor the Sailor: so...*looks at cake and ballons* what are these for?
Bella: oh nothing. there just for my husbands birthday.
Taylor the Sailor: OMFG! *squeals* *faints*
Bella: o.o
Taylor the Sailor: *gets up* ummm can I come????? and can I bring my
friends?! PLEEEEEEEES!
Bella: Okay just...just don't faint again.
Taylor the Sailor: im not making any promises.
Bella: -.-
++++++END OF FLASHBACK++++++
Edward: wow.
Bella: they want to meet you so....HERE YOU GO! *lets loose the leashes*
Edward: O.O AHHHHHHHH! *runs at vampire speed*
Taylor the Sailor: RUN GIRLS! RUN!
*the girls catch Edward and rip his clothes to shreds*
Edward: why Bella? WHY?
Bella: because...because grape said so!
Edward: who the hell is grape?! o.O
Bella: *gets zebra from outside* this is grape! Grape say hi!
Grape: -.- Neigh (A/N I have no idea what sound zebras make so..there you go!)
Bella: oh and by the way, heres your present *hands Edward a big box*
(A/N tada! there you go! read and review! oh and you guys have the
power! have the power to choose what will be Edwards birthday present
from Bella! will it be concert tickets? a cotton candy machine? a pet
penguin? or a easter bunny costume? xoxoxsamantha!)