My friend wrote this and asked me to post it for feedback. It's light and funny. Enjoy!

It was early one Sunday, and in the dim light you could see three figures laying on the large bed in Barney Stinson's girl proof flat. As one of the three now identified as the happily married Marshall Erikson awoke, he looked over at his friends and let out a scream. The other two jumped jumped out of bed along with him.

Barney, Ted and Marshall stood in shock, stark naked and took in the utter disbelief of the situation.

"What the fuck!" Barney exclaimed

"We couldn't..we.. we didn't" Ted stuttered

"OH MY GOD WE HAD SEX! WE DID IT, WE BROKE THE BRO CODE, WE COMPLETELY FUCKED IT UP" Marshall shouted

"Yeah we did" Barney said giggling.

"Ahem. Too soon?" he said swiping the smile of his face.

"OH, YOU THINK! LOOK WHAT WE'VE DONE! OH MY GOD LILY! LILY! WHAT AM I GOING TO SAY TO HER, OUR MARRIAGE! EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THOUGH! I AM SO FUCKED!" Marshall yelled.

"Yeah you-"

"Don't you dare." Marshall hissed at Barney.

Ted stood in silence, watching them argue, when he suddenly looked down.

"Eh, guys I have a little morning problem" he said solemnly

The two looked at Ted, both wearing half grins, as Ted was almost in tears.

"I thought we got enough wood last night! WHAT UP!" Barney said signalling for a high five.

"I'm going to kill you" Marshall said giving him evils.

"Fine, but you might wanna help Ted out, ya know as you did last night, best friend style!" Barney laughed.

"THAT'S IT!" Marshall yelled.

He started chasing Barney round the apartment, Barney jumped on the bed and slapped his ass, and screamed "ass five!".

Marshall was trying to grab Barney but there was nothing to grab onto. Unless..

"OWWW, what the fuck bro, what bro in the history of bros grab another bros dick!"

"Well what do you want me to say? There was nothing else!" Marshall answered with a shrug.

"We'll at least it was so big it wasn't hard to miss! UP TOP- ahhhhahh"

Barney screamed as Marshall almost crushed his dick.

"No, just no" Marshall said calmly.

"You, you almost killed him, my little barnacle, my my barnanda" he whimpered.

"Calm down I hardly squeezed" Marshall replied.

"You monster" Barney whispered.

Marshall just grinned.

They looked over at Ted, who quickly removed his hand from his dick, smiled sheepishly and blushed with embarrassment.

"Cold shower?" Ted questioned

"OR- OWWWOWWW. Ahem. Cold shower it is!" Barney said

"Good boy" Marshall said releasing his grip.

They all headed to the shower in silence.

-end of scene-