one day sasuke was outside thinkin about how much his life sucks when he looked up at the sky and was like
"damn" cuz his life sucks and so dows the sky and everything else and also because he saw something in it and it was a spaceship then he was like
" wow aliens are reel" so then he went to go find naruto and was like
"i stg nardo i saw a ufo" sasuke was convicted Allen's were real and he was gonna make nardo help him find them
"what ok anything for u sasuke" nardo would follow sasuke anywhere including instagram cuz sasuke needs more followers their cuz all he ever does is post pics of himself w some edgy shit over the pics and honestly everyone else wasfucking tired of it.
"what should we do first." maruo never saw an aline before or done any sort of investogaton so he was drawing a blank on how to proceed
"obviously we should go camping in the corn fields god naruto havent u learned anything from every alien abduction story ever?" there wasnt even a ninja god so idk who sasuke would be talking about so just ignore it ok?