AN: Welcome to my 1st fanfiction. It is Death Note and hopefully its gonna be good. Oh yeah I didn't make up the title I read it somewhere buts its cool title but I can't remember who did so thanks to the guy who did! Also I don't own Death Note.

CHAPTER 1

It was raining very hard and L got rain on. He was very wet and his hair was wet and didn't look like it did usually. "Light Yagami, you are Kira!" he shouted.

Light smiled from the doorway. "Ryuzaki your 101% correct!" because he was.

The detective gaped in shock. "How could this be happening?" he wandered. "I fell into a tarp!" The Light walked over to him and said "Do not tell anyone or I'll kill you."

"Ok" said L because he's smart and doesn't want to dead.

"Yay!" cheered light. He did an evil laugh. And then danced around happy and then he hugged L but it was sort of awk so he stopped.

Then Misa apeared on the roof top. She had on ugly outfit that was slutty and goth but not the cool kind. It was ugly and she looked like a poser trying to look goth that everyone mad fun of and lolled at and poured there drinks on.

"OMG! Misa misa is sooooo glad L joined us!" she said perkily in an annoying preppy gross cheerleader voice.

"Wait I never said that!" L said but then Ryuk apeared and he had his death note and started writing L in it and eating an apple so he stopped talking.

"So L will join Misa misa and her darlingest bestest boyfriend ever Light and be Kira!" perked Misa and her stupid ponytails wavered around.

"Ok I'll do it" he said. And then they did ring around the rosie like they did in that episode where Light punched L. But since there was three of them it wanst gay or anything because L's not gay I checked. But anyway he was just faking it. And Misa looked like a rat that was dead and got wet to and her eyeliner ran in her face.

After words they went inside and ate strawberries except Misa because she's gross and had to eat nasty stuff like brussel sprouts instead. They started talking about Kira and then stopped cause of Matsuda listening in. They could of got him to join to but he was to dumb and would probably write their names in the death note on accident. Anyway then they went to bed and since L and Ligth were chained together the were in the same bed now.

Light looked at L sexily well at least he was trying to be that but L didn't see it that way cause hes not gay. "Now that were both on the kira side maybe we can date now," said Light taking of his clothes.

"No!" said L and tried to get away wich didn't work to well cause of the handcuffs remember? But Light didn't listen and started trying to do it with him.

"Are you gay," asked L.

"I am bicurious" said light. He is bi now cause Misa and him tried doing it once and it was gross but maybe that was because Misa sucks and she's ugly to

L did not want to so he did an karate kick thing and knocked out Light who went out like a light (lol) and he was on the floor. He got left there and just fell asleep after a while and L wondered what to do and the answer was there was none. He was smart but didn't know what to do. He was also hot which is probably why they wanted him in the first place.

He sat on the bed and ever time Light started talking he hit him in the head and yelled shut up and dint cry but wanted too. After sometime Misa came. She was wearing ugly slutty black loungery and also underwear.

"L do you wants Misa Misa?" she slutted getting on top. She smelled like dog poop and it was gross and L got crossed out and wanted brain bleach but didn't get any.

"No please leave you are making me intoxicant ," he muttered. Their was stupidity on Misas ugly face mixed in with the dumb and it was like 50% mad and 60% stupid cause she's really dumb.

Then she lighted (get it?) up. "Ok then, Misa Misa will just do it with Light instead!" she crowd. She woke him up and they stared doing it but not actually just fakin soz they could fool L cause of ther plan but he doesn't know cause he didn't watched. It wasn't sexy at all but would have been if Misa hadn't been there. L put a pillow over his head so he would not half to hear the screamy bits what were fake.

Then when they were done and Misa left and slided around the corner like a secret agent man but wasn't one cause shes a girl and also she sucks. Rem was waiting out there and when she got there making out happened.

(Oh yeah Rem's less ugly in this story so its not so weird ok. But even before shes prettier then Misa!)

"I love you Misa Misa," said the shinigami lady. "I like you ever since I stopped liking Ryuk and then I liked you instead" She stopped liking Ryuk when he went to shinigami prom which is like prom for shinigamis with an ugly slut shinigami and she had to go with Sido and he sucks. Then she decided shes lez (its cannon ok) and licked Misa cause shes uglier then most shinigami. No make that all shinigami. Even that dead skull dude.

Misa did an evil laugh like Alvin and the chipmunks. "Now Misa misa's evil plan gos into affect! And Misa misa can start into motion my plan to…take over the world!" she squeaked.

Rem smiled. "I love it when you talk evil. Its hot"

Misa kissed her back and then her shinigami girlfriend said "Shall we take this to the bedroom?"

Yes" and then they went. See she really is a slut!

Back in the bedroom L was still not sleping casue he never does and that's why he has panda eyes from not sleeping. Suddenly he got an idea and got his phone out and emailed Watari. Only he remembered the wifi got turned of at night so none of the police forces guys would look at p0rn and the NSA would probably think it was him or something. So he had to use texting instead so he did.

Plz send help quick. Light is kira and I am under great duress he texted out but since Misa's a b1tch she broke some of his phone keys of and he had a flip phone cause he's hipster so it got all messed up and kindof looked like Pkz hppo nde qu and then some random numbers or something. He woulda added Misa is ugly but he didn't wanted data charges. Then he hit send and the message sent and wooshed off into the night that was dark and stormy cause atmosphere pressure and also sexul tension.

TBC

AN: Please read and review and no flames cause 1st story rite?It's pretty in character atleast my friend that reviwed it said it is and there will be lots more chapters and will get better and also longer. Oh next chapter mello's gonna be in it and Matt to and Near even though I hate him!(But not as much as misa lol)