Hi all

Hi all! Havnet written in a while, been TOO busy... soo much school work, well I'll be seeing ya'll aorund! Enjoy this fic! ~ Lantis ^_~

Disclaimer: Don't own anything except the John Philip Sousa CD, a Box Set of Piano Music, and a new Ruroni Kenshin DVD!

Wink wink, nudge nudge

*scene is an open talk show room*

Person who looks extremely like Rosie O Donnel (PWLELROD): Welcome everyone to our Rayearth Edition of the Peson who looks extremely like Rosie O Donnel Show and I am the person who looks extremely like Rosie O Donnel! *flings a few koosh*

Fuu: Hikaru, but isn't THAT Rosie O Donnel?

Hikaru: Nah, must be a dopleganger...

Fuu: ooo

PWLELROD: Well, lets get started. Umi! Its nice to see you today.

Umi: Err...

PWLELROD: Well, its nice to see you too. So hows everything going on the set of Rayearth?

Umi: ERR.... *obviously embarrased of being on TV*

PWLELROD: Well! We brought some footage from the set of Magic Knight Rayearth so lets ee whats happening.

Ferio: We DID?! Who did!? Make sure they get sacked! Err...

*tape starts playing on screen*

*shows big sign on door stating "Mokona" in a star (dressing room)*

*door opens*

Mokona: PUU!

*gets mad*

*throws piece of cake at camera*

Mokona: Pu u puu puu puu pu! (English: I have the right to privacy! EAT THAT!)

*throws some more cake*

*camera leaves*

*camera continues thorugh studio*

*comes up to Zagato*

Zagato: I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE! ILL BE IN MY TRAILER!

Emeraude: SO WHAT IF YOU HAVE TO SAY "FLUFFBUNNIES" ONCE! I SAY IT! FLUFFBUNNIES FLUFFBUNNIES FLUFFBUNNIES!

*door slams to zagatos trailer*

Eme: HMPH!

*camera goes up to Nova*

Nova: Hi, are you taping now? OOO! AM I GOING TO BE ON TELE! OOO! LOOK! *slams elbow in butter* BUTTERY ELBOW!

Cameraman: You are a silly person and we arent going to interview you!

Nova: But I want to be on tele!

*camera goes to Fuu's dressing room*

*has Fuu on stool fixing her hair*

Fuu: AH! BUT ITS A BAD HAIR DAY! NOO!

*hair is percfectly normal*

Ferio in Room: eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... *sweatdrop*

*leaves room*

Fuu stil screaming: THEY'VE GOT THE BLODDY PAPERATZY ON US! WHATS THE WORLD COMING TO!

*suddenly Emeraude runs towards the camera with her hair down*

Emeraude: Go away! YOU CAN'T SEE THIS! AH! *falls on her own hair and accidnetally runs into camera*

*all that can be seen its gold everyhwere and then camera fizzles out*

*movie ends*

PWLELROD: Err. *puts away popcorn and Pepsi* Well, thats was, interesting.

Umi: How embarrasing....

Fuu: Err.... that was my extra, definently not me....

*cheerleaders suddenly run out on stage*

Nova: YES! KILL THEM! MUAHAHA! FLAME ARROW!

*cheerleaders are set on fire*

Cheerleader 1: AHH! THE FLESH IT BURNS!

Me: Wahoo! *everyone stares* Wasn't me!

*flamin cheerleaders run off stage*

PWLELROD: oK.....
Well anyhoo! How are you all doing, doing ok? Well, how are you two geting along

*nudge nudge*

PWLELROD: you know what i mean *nudgee nudge* *wink wink*

Ferio: Err...

Fuu: Gah.... *goes completewly red*

PWLELROD: Well, what else is on our schedule for today... Well the cast of Ruroni Kenshin will soon speed by in about 1 second!

*theres a flash and a path of blood is left o the stage*

PWLELROD: Err, can we get a janitor up here.....

Nova: OOO! RED! BLOOD! eheheheh! *runs up to blood and starts splashing in it*

PWLELROD: And could you get security..... theres another one from the SCLUB7 drug bust I think.... yeah, the one in the puddle of blood....

Emeraude: Well Person that looks extremely like Rosie O Donnel, we have been quite busy on the rayearth set...

*nova being pulled away*

Nova: NOO! HIKARU SAVE ME!

Hikaru: ^^;;;;;;;;;;;

*flamin cheerleader runs back out and slips in blood which puts out fire*

Fuu: Aww ptooie, the witch AINT dead yet....

Cheerleader: NOO! I STAINED MY UNIFORM! NOO! *kills self over a tragedy that tide could have fixed easily*

Eme: Ok....

Zagato: Gah....

Lantis: Err...

Fuu: Hmmm.... anyone got some Shout?

Umi: Too late, shes dead.

Cheerleader: No im not!

*Hikaru glares around and then fires a flame arrow at her*

Cheerleader: Eeep! *dies*

Umi: Oh wait, now she is...

Fuu: ^^;;;;;;;

Ferio: Hey who wants to go to MC DONALDS!

Fuu Umi and Hikaru: ME!

*run off stage*

PWLELROD: Err...

Lantis: Does everyone else want to go to Taco Bell?

Mokona: Puu.

Eme: Um, he said no. And that mexican food gives him indigestion.

Zagato: Errr ^^;;;;;

*everyone else walks off stage leaving a puddle of blood on the stage*

PWLELROD: Err...

Narrarator: And now... the punch line.

PWLELROD: Good thing that we didn't tell them about the football game!

*masses of cheerleaders run in screaming*

PWLELROD: Next time we'll have Regis here and whoever wants to kill a millionare please watch! Bye now!

*somewhere off in the boondocks*

Nova: Yes... must....kill....MAUAHHAHAHAHA!


END

Ok ok, I know that fic was strange, but it has a lot of inside jokes in it! lol (Fuu)

Well see ya all around!

Lantis ^_~