the cullen family belongs to SM.

It has been 300 years since I become a vampire. I lived with Esme,my wife she's the perfect partner for me and a perfect mother for my 5 little vampire. I knew that they're not a kid anymore. They are 100years vampire that trapped in a teenagers body. But I still like to call them my little vampire

Its hard to have them as a teenagers. You know the hormone , rebellion , the pranks all of their teenage "stuff" made me crazy every time I thought about it. they can't even live without fighting to each other or just mocking each other.

I couldn't bear it anymore. every single punishment had been tried to them from grounding to spanking and none of them succeed to stop them from their teenage stuff. Okay maybe spanking got a little bit successful percentage than the grounding. They terrified every I said "come to my office I believe we had something to discuss" they knew this mean they're in a big trouble.

Today is my day off from the hospital. I spent my entire day in our bedroom. Of course with esme. I rarely got a day off from the hospital. this meant a special day for me and I don't want to be interrupted with anything. I enjoyed every single second with my precious esme. Felt so happy till...

"Cmon Emmett you can do this !"

"Jasper its your turn to attack ! I bet all my money in you ! Cmon idiot!"

"Shut the fuck up edward my emmy bear will totally win this stupid match"

"No of course my jazzy will win this !"

CRASH ! I jumped from my bed and went down with esme.

I rushed down and yelled "what is going on in here ! Do you guys need a trip to my office and meet my belt ?!"

Their eyes open wide shock after they heard what I said.

They shook their head and said "no" in unison.

Esme looked around the house shocked her favorite coffee table is broken into two pieces. I thought she would yelled or something but she didn't.

I shocked and gasped when I saw her face. She cried.

It hurt me a lot when I saw her cried in my face. She never cried before when the kids messed up with house. She probably just screamed and yelled to them.

I saw my children with an angry look. I'm totally angry they made esme cried with their childish competition. We told them not to fight in house. But they won't listen. I'm totally face just as shocked as I am when the saw their mother tears. All of sudden the room went quiet.

"Mom. Please don't cry." Edward broke the silent.

"Mom. Please. We didn't mean it. we will replace it with the new one" alice said.

"Mom. Please-"

Esme just put her index finger in front of her chest "don't talk to me !" Then she ran back to our bedroom. Cried of course.

"I'm just disappointed to you guys. You hate being called a child but yet you acted like one ! Now clean this up and wait me in my office!"

I ran back to esme to comfort her.

I heard them grumbling I yelled "stop grumbling and start to do that! you have one hour and better not be late ! I meant it !"

I got back to our bedroom. Esme still crying ,I hugged her and kiss her lips "please don't cry honey. It hurts to see you cry" I wept all the tears from her beautiful eyes.

"I just tired with all of their attitude"

"They're just teenager honey"

"I know. But they really out of control. They never appreciated my hard work on designing this house."

"Oh honey don't think like that. They love you and your design. Btw,Did you see their face when you cried ? Hilarious they seem like a 5yo kids who (_). worried about you honey." I kissed her again.

"Stop it carlisle. I'm not in mood for joke!" She gently slapped my arm. "Maybe I should do the silent treatment to them they will go crazy" she smiled. Not a kind smile. A devil smile. Sometimes I'm afraid of her. How can she cried in 5minutes then come up with a devil plan (?)

Edward pov

We stoned. We never saw mom crying like that. She usually yelled and called us to clean the mess. None of us can speak. We just kept silent and cleaned the mess.

"Did mom just cried? Or I'm having a hallucination?" Said jasper

"She never cried except today" rose freak out

"Ow shit ! We're in a deep deep trouble" Emmett panicked.

"We're going to be spanked !" I freak out

"Bare !" Alice screamed

"We will never sit a for a month !"Jazzy got nuts

"Kids what did I tell you ! Zipp it and start working !" Dad screamed from upstairs

He never yelled before. This is not good. Totally not.

"Dad is going to kill us !" Alice tried to hide her fear

"Fuck !" Emmett yelled

"Don't swear emmett!" All of us said it in union

"Just clean this fuck up and march to dad's office" I said

"No way I'm not going to be spanked!" Rose said.

"Doom !" Emmett run to my side and run back again to rose's

"Maybe we should run away!"Said jasper With a horror struck face

"Did you just smoke a weed jazz? Your idea sucks !" I yelled

"Not helping jazzy !" Alice mad

"Did you have a better idea then?" Said jazz again

"We are so doom" Emmett run back to my face

"Stop running round emmett and stop saying 'doom' !" I'm pissed with his attitude.

"You're not helping emmy bear !" Rosalie sighed.

"Stop this nonsense everyone just clean this before carlisle get in here again!" Said alice

"I'm already here" dad stood with his arm crossed in his chest. Glaring at us.

"Ow shit" we gulped.

SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

He smacked our back so fast that we couldn't struggle. All of us got 5 hard smack.

"Ow" we said in union.

"And now clean this up. I don't want to hear any voices and any swearing. I don't take that kind of language in my house. Ill see you in 30minutes in my office. I will not be pleased if I have to go down and see this mess again. Clear?"

"Clystar clear"

We cleaned it in human pace and went to dad's office. Waiting for the "dooms day" just like what emmett said.

this is my very first fanfiction and im not a native. pleasee pleasee be nice and review :p