Charlie Got Squashed
It's late in the afternoon, and Duo, Heero, and Quatre are sitting in the living room talking. "Ummmm, Yummy!", Heero suddenly announces, "That's some good roast beef!!". Duo and Quatre roll their eyes, sigh, and continue talking about their new line of Karate Chop GW Figurines. "Psst....Charlie", Heero was whispering. It appeared as though he was talking to the lamp that was next to the sofa on a small table. "Okay Heero", says Quatre ", We didn't need to know how madly in love you are with "Charlie" the lamp". "STOP!", Heero whined, "You'll hurt Charlies feelings!!". " Heero, what is Charlie anyways?", Duo questions. "For your information, Charlie is a very special monkey", Heero turns towards the lamp, "Aren't you Charie?". Duo and Quatre glimpsed at each other, and again rolled their eyes. After a few minutes, Heero gets up and says ," Ok Charlie, you be a good monkey while Dadda goes to get you a banana". Heero walked towards the kitchen, and turned back to wink at "Charlie".
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Wufei walks in to the living room, and takes a seat near the lamp. Then comes Heero, banana in hand, singing the Curious George tune. "Alrighty tighty Charl........". He stares at Wufei, and his jaw drops open. "Wufei....", said Heero, whose voice was shattered in tears, "Where's Charlie?!?!". "Dunno", Wufei calmly replies. Heero threw the banana on the ground and ran to Wufei to beat him up. "Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, you squashed Charlie!!!", Heero sobbed. While Heero was in the middle of his temper tantrum, Relena walks in the room with a bag dripping with juice pinched in her fingers. "Ya'll", Relena chirps, " Who ate this roast beef? It's been in the fridge for 2 months!". They all shriek, and turn towards helpless,sobbing Heero, who is now pulling his hair out and screaming "Why, why, WHY!!!!!!!!!!". "Grody!!!!!!", yelled Duo.
While Duo was busy forcing Heero into the restraint jacket (very reluctantly), Quatre and Wufei were digging a fairly deep hole in the backyard.
---------- 3 Hours Later-------------
Heero, still slightly sobbing, held a burial service to poor Charlie, who got squashed.
It's late in the afternoon, and Duo, Heero, and Quatre are sitting in the living room talking. "Ummmm, Yummy!", Heero suddenly announces, "That's some good roast beef!!". Duo and Quatre roll their eyes, sigh, and continue talking about their new line of Karate Chop GW Figurines. "Psst....Charlie", Heero was whispering. It appeared as though he was talking to the lamp that was next to the sofa on a small table. "Okay Heero", says Quatre ", We didn't need to know how madly in love you are with "Charlie" the lamp". "STOP!", Heero whined, "You'll hurt Charlies feelings!!". " Heero, what is Charlie anyways?", Duo questions. "For your information, Charlie is a very special monkey", Heero turns towards the lamp, "Aren't you Charie?". Duo and Quatre glimpsed at each other, and again rolled their eyes. After a few minutes, Heero gets up and says ," Ok Charlie, you be a good monkey while Dadda goes to get you a banana". Heero walked towards the kitchen, and turned back to wink at "Charlie".
------------MEANWHILE-----------
Wufei walks in to the living room, and takes a seat near the lamp. Then comes Heero, banana in hand, singing the Curious George tune. "Alrighty tighty Charl........". He stares at Wufei, and his jaw drops open. "Wufei....", said Heero, whose voice was shattered in tears, "Where's Charlie?!?!". "Dunno", Wufei calmly replies. Heero threw the banana on the ground and ran to Wufei to beat him up. "Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, you squashed Charlie!!!", Heero sobbed. While Heero was in the middle of his temper tantrum, Relena walks in the room with a bag dripping with juice pinched in her fingers. "Ya'll", Relena chirps, " Who ate this roast beef? It's been in the fridge for 2 months!". They all shriek, and turn towards helpless,sobbing Heero, who is now pulling his hair out and screaming "Why, why, WHY!!!!!!!!!!". "Grody!!!!!!", yelled Duo.
While Duo was busy forcing Heero into the restraint jacket (very reluctantly), Quatre and Wufei were digging a fairly deep hole in the backyard.
---------- 3 Hours Later-------------
Heero, still slightly sobbing, held a burial service to poor Charlie, who got squashed.