A/N: I got this idea from this one website called vegeta vs. It was
hilarious, so I thought of making one also. Hope you like and if you think
it was stupid, just tell me so.
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ. WHY THE HELL SHOULD WE PUT THIS UP ANYWAY!!?? It gets really annoying…
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Saiyaman
Vs.
Superman
Gohan has been transported to another dimension where people are very, very weird looking. He wasn't the only one surprised. People were staring at him whispering to each other, "You see that guy over there? His eyes are capital H HUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEE!" and stuff like that.
Gohan started walking around ~Man, where am I?~ then saw two guys wearing masks over their heads and holding pistols came running into a bank. (A/N: What a coincidence.) ~Looks like a job for… Saiyaman!~ He ran behind a building, pushed the red button on his watch and PRESTO! he became the guy in a helmet with antennas. He ran to the bank and said, "Freeze, you imposters!"
The men looked at each other and one of the taller guys asked, "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm the Great Saiyaman!" he shouted in his geeky super-hero voice, also doing his poses. "The guardian of Satan City!"
~What the hell is Satan City?~ "Try and stop us," he said, trying very hard not to laugh.
So he did. He shot an invisible ki (or energy) blast at them, which was, of course, was so strong that the men went through the walls and was knocked out cold. Saiyaman grabbed them, and brought them to the police who had just surrounded the bank.
Superman was too late. He saw Saiyaman and said, "Who are you?"
"I'm—the— (geeky poses) GREAT SAIYAMAN!"
Everyone sweat-dropped. (A/N: Oh, wait, only anime have people sweat-drop so let me change it…doo doo…) Everyone stared at him. (A/N: There we go…)
"How did you get here?" Superman asked.
"Um… I was transported here."
"Well, this is my city so get out!"
Superman has never been so aggressive in words so all of the reporters started to ask him questions.
"I can't leave," he said, trying not to get in a fight with him. "I don't…"
"I don't care! Let's settle this now!"
"What do you mean?"
"FIGHT! NOW!"
"Let's not. I'm dangerous."
Everybody started laughing. "How can anyone be stronger than Superman?" they attempted to say over their laughter. "He's the strongest man in the world!"
Gohan sighed. "Fine, I'll fight." So he went hyper speed and knocked the guts out of Superman with one punch. Everybody's jaw dropped.
"Well, gotta go!" Gohan replied. He flew into the air but then a portal came out of nowhere and zapped Gohan back to his own dimension.
1.1 The End
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A/N: HA! How stupid was that? Well get those reviews in because I'm not continuing my other story until I have 17 reviews! Wait… I already have 17. Never mind…
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ. WHY THE HELL SHOULD WE PUT THIS UP ANYWAY!!?? It gets really annoying…
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Saiyaman
Vs.
Superman
Gohan has been transported to another dimension where people are very, very weird looking. He wasn't the only one surprised. People were staring at him whispering to each other, "You see that guy over there? His eyes are capital H HUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEE!" and stuff like that.
Gohan started walking around ~Man, where am I?~ then saw two guys wearing masks over their heads and holding pistols came running into a bank. (A/N: What a coincidence.) ~Looks like a job for… Saiyaman!~ He ran behind a building, pushed the red button on his watch and PRESTO! he became the guy in a helmet with antennas. He ran to the bank and said, "Freeze, you imposters!"
The men looked at each other and one of the taller guys asked, "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm the Great Saiyaman!" he shouted in his geeky super-hero voice, also doing his poses. "The guardian of Satan City!"
~What the hell is Satan City?~ "Try and stop us," he said, trying very hard not to laugh.
So he did. He shot an invisible ki (or energy) blast at them, which was, of course, was so strong that the men went through the walls and was knocked out cold. Saiyaman grabbed them, and brought them to the police who had just surrounded the bank.
Superman was too late. He saw Saiyaman and said, "Who are you?"
"I'm—the— (geeky poses) GREAT SAIYAMAN!"
Everyone sweat-dropped. (A/N: Oh, wait, only anime have people sweat-drop so let me change it…doo doo…) Everyone stared at him. (A/N: There we go…)
"How did you get here?" Superman asked.
"Um… I was transported here."
"Well, this is my city so get out!"
Superman has never been so aggressive in words so all of the reporters started to ask him questions.
"I can't leave," he said, trying not to get in a fight with him. "I don't…"
"I don't care! Let's settle this now!"
"What do you mean?"
"FIGHT! NOW!"
"Let's not. I'm dangerous."
Everybody started laughing. "How can anyone be stronger than Superman?" they attempted to say over their laughter. "He's the strongest man in the world!"
Gohan sighed. "Fine, I'll fight." So he went hyper speed and knocked the guts out of Superman with one punch. Everybody's jaw dropped.
"Well, gotta go!" Gohan replied. He flew into the air but then a portal came out of nowhere and zapped Gohan back to his own dimension.
1.1 The End
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
^___^
A/N: HA! How stupid was that? Well get those reviews in because I'm not continuing my other story until I have 17 reviews! Wait… I already have 17. Never mind…