Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, he is a free man
A/N: I'm overweight and unhappy this is my life now
Chapter One
Naruto skipped down a path, being extra careful not to step on any flowers on his way. Why didn't he want to step on flowers? He wasn't sure. He probably just thought that they were pretty.
On his way down he bumped into Sasuke. Sasuke just sat there, staring at Naruto like he was a butter stick. Naruto smiled at him.
"Hell o Sasukye what'r ay doin?G Why ya goT atht zombie lik E stare? do i Have somethihgnh o my sHIRT? DO I have brekfast on mY shart? I donT thaink I have brefast on ma shirt i wor my bib"
Sasuke stared blankly at Naruto.
"ham..." Naruto murmured. "I wondr whatS worng with u Sasuky../"
But what Naruto didn't know was that he actually did have something on his shirt. Well, maybe not something but someONE! It was that of Sasuke's most dreaded fear. It was...
a GRASSHOPPER.
His name happened to be Steve.
STEVE THE GRASSHOPPER LAY DORMANT ON THE CUFF OF NARUTO'S SLEEVE WHAT ON EARTH WAS SASUKE TO DO!?