Author's notes: This is inspired by the made for TV movie, I Want to Marry Ryan Banks. No, I don't own it, and I don't own RK either. Though I thought the movie was pretty cheesy I just thought it would be a good RK fanfic (err…I guess I'm a sucker for cheesy movie at times). One last note, I have never watched an episode of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Joe Millionare, Average Joe, or whatever else there is, so all the activities and stuff will be based on what I saw on the movie. With that said...enjoy the fluff.

This chapter's rated PG because of super light swearing.

Who wants to be Mrs. Yukishiro?

Chapter 1: Chopsticks

The young man slowly opened his eyes and stared at his office's ceiling once more. Releasing yet another sigh, he attempted to fight the urge to slouch all morning and contemplate on the ceiling's texture. He sat up, tried to relax his shoulders, and grabbed the tabloid lying on his desk. He read the morning tabloid's headline once more ---

THE NATION'S MOST POPULAR BOY NEXT DOOR CAUGHT IN A LUSTFILLED ROMANCE WITH A "NEW" WOMAN

'Ah yes.

Thank you so much Enishi for making my day.'

~*~*~*~*~

"OOOOH no…Look at the time! It's already eight, I'm supposed to be at the hospital by nine!" Megumi freaked while scurrying to put her personal effects in her bag.

"You have plenty of time Megumi, don't sweat too much. I know it's your first day as an intern but you don't have to be so worried. You'll be fine," comforted Kaoru as she handed Megumi her cell phone.

"Well, it's better to be early. I want to leave a good impression on my first day," she replied quickly before grabbing her keys. "I don't know what time I'll go home. I'll call you later. Wish me luck!" Megumi bid before walking briskly to her car.

Kaoru shook her head as she closed the front door. Megumi had always been so passionate about being a doctor. She has no doubt that her sister would be a very good one. It never ceases to amuse her seeing Megumi all excited when it has something to do with medicine.

Kaoru had just graduated from college. She has decided to be a freelance web designer in the meantime, until she gets a job. Well, her own little business has been pretty slow leaving her a ton of time doing basically nothing.

Kaoru got back inside the kitchen and started clearing out the table. After doing all the household chores she could possibly think of, she then plopped herself on the couch and clicked the TV's ON button.

"Host: Here's a preview of Yamada Tohru's exclusive interview with the nation's most sought after bachelor, Yukishiro Enishi.

Yamada: Yukishiro-san, it is a common knowledge that you are very popular with women. Is it true that you were spotted last night with a lady in a rather 'suggestive' position behind a club's alley downtown?

Yukishiro: Ah well...yes, I was out last night, but I think the rumors exaggerated things a bit.

Yamada: Would you mind if we ask who this mystery woman is?

Host: We'll know the answer tonight! So don't forget to watch---"

"Blah," Kaoru said aloud before clicking to another channel. 'Everyday, it's been Yukishiro Enishi in the news. He is hot and all, but man, why must we all listen to what he did last night?' Kaoru thought to herself before looking for something else worth watching.

~*~*~*~*~

"Good morning my dear manager!" Enishi greeted merrily as he entered the room.

"Good morning my ass Enishi. It's already past three," grumbled his friend. "But I guess it couldn't be helped seeing how you were 'Oh so busy' last night," he added grumpily.

"I see you've heard the news. But I'm sure you haven't heard the real juicy details huh? Want me to share them with you?" Enishi teased lightly.

"No thanks," shrugged the smaller man immediately. "Why don't we discuss something more relevant huh? Like how to change your public image," he suggested sarcastically.

"I see nothing wrong with my current one," answered Enishi like a little brat.

"Not if you want to be the next total womanizer matinee idol! You're supposed to be 'nice' and 'wholesome' you know," the young manager exasperated. "Not some lust hungry bastard who wants ---and does get laid every damn night!"

"Whoaa.. Kenshin. Never seen you this mad, it kinda amuses me to be honest," smirked the actor. "But seriously, what's wrong?"

Kenshin sighed, and leaned back on his seat. He rubbed his eyes for a few seconds before speaking, "I apologize for losing my temper, but you didn't quite catch the roles you wanted because of your 'wild' nightlife. And unless we do something about it, I'm not sure if you could get any of the roles you want anymore."

"I see. We could always go for the bad ass roles in action movies or something similar to that, and not just romance flicks you know," he replied lightly while tinkering with a pen, not thinking too much of the situation.

"Yes you can, but I think it would be a better idea if we switched genres with a guaranteed audience to bring with us. If your current fans were to stop liking you, then we would have to start from the beginning," his manager explained.

"I see. So what's the plan?" the young actor inquired rather seriously this time.

This time, it was the manager's turn to smirk. "You would have to thank the invisible thoughts I pulled from the ceiling this morning," Kenshin said before throwing a proposal folder at Enishi.

"Who wants to be Mrs. Yukishiro?" read the actor aloud.

Author's notes: For those who have read my other stories, namely Eternity in One Moment and Other Side of the Moon, you would probably fret to continue reading this fic 'coz of my errr…inability to update those stories for a really long time. But I'm still alive, and I haven't forgotten about those, I just lost the inspiration and it's back again! Although in the form of another fic, I am hoping (and I can feel it!) that beginning a new fic will inspire me to finish the old ones which probably have a measly couple of chapters left before it ends. Good news is, the older 2 stories have the next chapters 2/3 done when my inspiration went on vacation, so hopefully that'll put me back in action even faster.

Also, I have not been an active fanfic reader for at least 6 months, so excuse me if there has been a similar story out there. I am not aware of it so…yeah. -_-;;

With that said, excuse the grammar mistakes in this chapter if ever there were some. I did proofread it but it's 2:30 in the morning and I'm sleepy ^.^

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