Prologue:
What Harry (aka black n white picture book)is thinking! JK Rowling has just announced Dumbledore is gay!
Story
"Oh, my gosh…
What if he fancies me!!! I cant play a not gay person when a gay person fancies me coz Im not gay but I would feel gay…
But she has already killed me saying that she won't write any more books. I am popular aren't I, I mean I'm not fat or ugly – in GORGEOUS. I'm so modest!!!
I think being in black and white ruins my complexion, I need colour…"