1. There are no limits on hair
2. Hair can defy gravity
3. Gravity is optional
4. There is always a character, generally male, that spends more time with his or her shirt off than with it on
5. Objects can grow or shrink without regards to mass or density
6. A full moon makes everything more dramatic
7. The moon can vary in size depending on the intensity of the scene
8. You can never accurately judge age based on appearance
9. A character can eat many times his or her weight in food without gaining anything
10. A character can take many bites from a food item without any of it disappearing
11. A character can survive solely on cake
12. Everything looks better with a sword
13. The bigger the sword, the more powerful the character
14. If a misunderstanding occurs any explanation offered by the male lead will make the situation much worse
15. Everyone looks better with a tail and neko ears
16. Half breeds are just better
17. Even the most out of place characters can blend into society seamlessly
18. The eyes must take up at least half of the face
19. Noses are optional
20. Demons are boss
21. Gender is not definite
22. The manliest characters are gay
23. Male fan-service occurs most during fight scenes
24. In battle, a female character will have less face time than her boobs and ass
25. If a female transforms, she will usually be naked for a short period of time
26. Characters can be clearly understood whether or not they have something in their mouth
27. Lighting only half of a face intensifies the scene
28. Once hurt, a characters cuteness level rises by at least 50%
29. There is always at least one character that is unaware of the battle happening right behind him
30. Headless characters can still function
31. Female characters have abnormal flexibility
32. The main character is always an idiot
33. There is always at least one background character with a strange face
34. Characters will spontaneously combust when angered
35. When two characters who loathe each other meet face to face, sparks literally fly
36. Light bulbs will suddenly appear when the main character remembers or understands something
37. You know a scene is serious when a character adjusts his glasses
38. A new character introduced in episode 35 will die in episode 36
39. For every scar, there is a long, angst story behind it
40. Mad scientists always wear glasses
41. Short characters are automatically cute
42. For every epic scene, there are at least three awkward transition faces
43. Aliens can exist on Earth
44. Extraterrestrials are generally humanoid
45. Aliens and humans can mate without many genetic repercussions
46. When females are angered, they become more frightening than the villain
47. If a female character smirks, she is pissed (hide under a desk and pray for your life)
48. The main character must wait until the villain is through monologuing to initiate his or her attack
49. Beansprout, shortstack, pipsqueak, and shorty are all appropriate nicknames for short characters
50. Short characters despise all of the names listed above
51. The main characters (love interests) will not confess their love for each other until the last three episodes
52. Fake character death is a must for any popular anime
53. Death is not always permanent
54. Death can be an actual character
55. Characters must watch their back whilst speaking of the seven deadly sins
56. All popular animes must have at least five filler episodes
57. There is no such thing as peace
58. There is always a character placed in the anime just to be hated
59. The comic relief characters lead the strangest lives
60. When genuinely hurt, the main character must retreat to the emo corner
61. Certain characters can be paired with anyone or anything, including "themselves"
62. The character all the way to the left in scene three of episode seven is gay
63. If the ending sucks the fans will fix it
64. A fangirl will go through any means necessary to ensure their favorite character belongs to them
65. Somebody will fill in those plot holes
66. Energy balls can and will be used as a weapon
67. The melancholy characters usually have the shortest and most boring life story
68. There are more than twenty four hours in a day
69. Characters can be immune to alcohol
70. The dumb blond can and will bypass the tightest security without even knowing it
71. Objects can appear and/or disappear within seconds
72. Inanimate objects have the best lines
73. Two different people can survive in the same body at the same time
74. A dramatic scene is always preceded by a violin
75. The oldest character is the biggest pervert
76. The character (usually female) with healing abilities is the most annoying character in the show
77. The hottest girl is a lesbian
78. Characters can take many times more damage than a real person
79. Certain characters can insert themselves into scenes they don't belong in
80. Homunculi are people too
81. Background characters will consistently question how the main characters can break the laws of physics
82. The main characters can be aware of their existence in an anime
83. The main characters are always hungry
84. A head of a character can become larger than the rest of their body for dramatic effect
85. The rich guy's daughter is the embodiment of evil in a frilly dress
86. Plushies make small characters cuter
87. A thumbs-up looks much cooler in anime than it does in real life
88. Clothing does the impossible
89. Clothing will cover, but not always what it should
90. Never underestimate an exorcist
91. Children can be many times stronger than an adult
92. Unless it is beneficial to the plot, an anime character will never get sick
93. The girls with the biggest boobs wear the laciest bra
94. Nothing is impossible until the antagonist tries it
95. Twincest is hot
96. Female characters have impossible figures
97. Drugs would be cheaper
98. Green, blue, yellow, and pink can be natural hair colors
99. There is always one character that is afraid of everything
100. An otaku will have read all 100 laws