A/N: Well, here's the first chapter of a new story I'm thinking of working on. I don't have a title for it as yet, though I was thinking of something along the lines of "Are you a Moon Angel, eh?", but I'm open to possible title suggestions. Anywho, onto the summary. This story takes place after the end of Brains VS Brawn: The Ultimate Showdown (in the ending where Cameron wins though, not Lightning). As Camp Wawankwa vanishes from sight, Dawn is meditating when suddenly she's seized by this strong feeling of unfulfillment like something was left undone for her. What if she finds out that said something involves a certain feral homeschooler who was trapped on the island by the quarantine and unable to escape or get help to recover from his feral state, and she decides to try and help him, only to realize she has no idea how to do so. What happens if, while she's doing so, she suddenly develops an unusual connection with the feral homeschooler and even subconsciously develops a crush? This story is meant to answer those things. As to the pairings, those will be simple.
Main: Dawn/Ezekiel, onesided Duncan/Dawn (on Duncan's side), Duncan/Ann Maria
Side: Mike/Zoey, Jo/Brick, Sam/Dakota, Courtney/Scott, Staci/Owen, Noah/Izzy, Cody/Gwen
That said, as a warning, expect frequent use of swear words, periodic F-bombs, some character deaths, and later on mentions of torture and child abuse/endangerment. As such, I'm rating this fic M for these reasons and for the possible lemons that could occur late in the story. That all said, before I start the chapter, here to do the disclaimer, we have Mike! Hit it Mike!
Mike:OK! The author, sithlorde1988, does not own the Total Drama series or any of the related characters, but rather he only WISHES he did, but he accepts reality.
SL88: I think they get the point already, Mike. Thanks!
On with the chapter then!
Chapter 1-That unsettling feeling
"Wow, I'm bored, already. I wish I had one of my video games to pass the time," Sam grumbled for what was probably the hundreth time since the thirteen campers had boarded the boat to get off of Camp Wawankwa, after Cameron had defied all odds (and surprised a very skeptical Jo) to overtake Lightning in the final gladiator showdown challenge to win Total Drama Revenge Of The Island and its million-dollar prize.
Cameron, after realizing he didn't need to go back to his bubble anymore since he survived the fourth season without any crippling injuries then turned around and surprised everyone by deciding to share the prize with everyone (with the possible exceptions of Lightning and Scott, both of whom rubbed him the wrong way during the fourth season). Dakota, who had by now gotten tired of her boyfriends' grumbling, turned to him in annoyance.
"Sam need to shut up now! Sam whining drive Dakota crazy," Dakota groused. Everyone else (even Scott) gave off noises/sounds of agreement. Sam rolled his eyes.
"Well, sorry if I'm going through heavy tech-withdrawal here," Sam retorted in irritation.
"Well, keep your mouth shut about it before I pound you, you wimp," Jo snapped as she made to punch Sam in the face, only to get knocked off balance by the rocking of the boat. Brick ended up catching her before she fell.
"Whoa, easy does it, ma'am! No need to fall off the boat," Brick said to Jo, who then narrowed her eyes at Brick, but said nothing. After awhile, the boat finally reached its destination and the contestants were enabled to disembark.
"Alright, listen up maggots! Because Chris fucked up AGAIN and caused all of us to become wanted by the RCMP for being accomplices in creating a nuclear disaster, we have to lay low and try not to get caught, so for now we'll have to get hotel rooms to stay in since I don't think it's safe for any of you to go home to your families. So, I've taken the liberty of splitting you up into pairs, and the person you get put with will be your roommate for the duration of your stay here.
However, one of you will get lucky and get a room to yourself. So here's the rooming arrangements: Firstly, Bubbles will bunk with Ginger, Rage-a-holic will bunk with Commando Red, MindCase will bunk with Pouffehead, Mime will bunk with Big Green, Game Junkie will bunk with Blabbermouth, Cadet will bunk with ThunderBoy, and AuraGirl will bunk alone *1*. Understood?" Chef asked. Naturally several groans could be heard.
Confessional Room
Chef-Even though this isn't a Total Drama season, I was still asked to have a confessional available for the contestants to vent in, so there you go.
Zoey-Seriously? They want Mike and Ann Maria to room together? Are they asking for Ann Maria to come between us? Ugh!
Cameron-Well, I guess I could've had worse than Scott, like say Lightning. So I'm okay with being Scott's roommate for the time being.
Jo-Well, I was hoping to be the one bunking alone, but no matter, I can tolerate Red for awhile, since she seemed kinda alright last season, especially after she went commando. Now THOSE skills are ones I wouldn't mind seeing more of!
Dawn-I got the solo room? Wow, umm I'm surprised. But this works well for meditating, and this way I don't scare anyone else with my aura reading talents. Though I will admit it will be lonely.
Mike-Oh come on? Seriously? Ann Maria is my roommate? And here I thought our torment was over when we escaped Chris! Ugh! Good thing I got control of my MPD or I'd be worried about keeping my shirt on around Ann Maria. *2*
B- "Well this is gonna be a long stay," B said, then saw everyone looking at him.
"What?" B asked. When no one said anything he continued.
"Sheesh, you'd think you'd never heard a guy talk before," B remarked off-handedly.
Staci-Well, I was hoping for a cool roommate, I can handle Brick since he's in the military, like my great great great great great grandfather was! So I think he and I will get along!
End confessional room
After the rooming assignments were decided (despite protests from some), Chef led the contestants into the hotel.
"Yo, Chef, I didn't know you were coming here too. Is season 4 over already?" A voice called from on Chef's left. Chef turned his head and his eyes went wide at who he saw.
"You! Delinquent! What are you doing here?" Chef asked the speaker, who was revealed to be Duncan.
"Don't you think it's obvious? This is the hotel us veterans are all staying in…well most of us are. We haven't seen Mildred since the end of World Tour, Farticus went missing around the beginning of last season, and we haven't seen Freakiel since around halfway into season 4, but otherwise all the veterans are here," Duncan replied, with an eye roll. Just then, someone walked up behind Duncan.
"Yo, Duncan, dude, what's the holdup? I thought you were going to find out what was taking room service so long with our-Oh! When did Chef and the newbies get here?" The person behind Duncan, revealed to be Geoff, said.
"Apparently, just now, Geoff. Why don't you get the others so they can see this too. And I was gonna do that before I bumped into Chefy-boy here," Duncan replied.
"Good idea, dude. You think he's seen Freakiel, Mildred or Owen?" Geoff asked Duncan.
"I was just telling him that they were missing," Duncan stated.
"Oh, okay then. I'll go get the others," Geoff said as he turned around and ran to get the others.
"Leave it to Chris to not tell me you maggots were here," Chef grumbled. Mike, however, suddenly perked up as he recalled something.
"When you say Farticus, were you talking about Owen?" Mike asked Duncan.
"Yeah, I was. Why do you ask?" Duncan replied.
"Because Chris shot Owen off into the distance after sticking a bomb to his face and detonating it," Mike answered, causing Duncan to pale, and then shutter.
"So, it sounds like Farticus is a lost cause then, since no one would survive having a bomb detonated on their face," Duncan said, causing Zoey and Dawn to gasp in horror, and Chef, Mike and Brick to gape at the punk's unexpected brilliant observation.
"Oh, no, poor Owen! I'm surprised the RCMP didn't try to get Chris for murder when they arrested him," Zoey said.
"Don't worry, Zoey. At least Owen's in a better place, and not suffering," Dawn said to Zoey as she patted her best friend's shoulder reassuringly.
"True, but if he did that to Owen, I shudder to wonder what he'll do to that feral mole-kid looking thing that we left on the island," Sam commented, causing Duncan to whip his head around to look at the gamer.
"Did you just say feral mole-kid?" Duncan asked.
"Umm, yeah, Chris got some new pet mole-kid-creature that he hid in a mine for a challenge last season. That thing nearly made Ann Maria its girl. Luckily, Cameron had Lightning's helmet to throw at him," Sam remarked, causing Cameron to beam at his friend's praise.
"Did the mole-kid have on a hooded sweater and jeans, and a small amount of wild unkempt hair?" Duncan asked with a sense of urgency in his voice.
"Now that you mention it, that creeper was wearing the ugliest hoodie and jeans I'd EVER seen, yeah. Why?" Ann Maria replied.
"Shit! No wonder we couldn't find that freak! That 'mole-kid', as you call him, is actually a Total Drama veteran by the name of Ezekiel, though everyone calls him Freakiel because of his Gollum-like appearance. But this is NOT good. He's not in good shape, being very mentally unstable, and more than half-feral, the toxicity on that island could kill him," Duncan said. Dawn then blinked in shock at the punk's words, and quietly snuck off to use the confessional.
Confessional Room
Dawn-"Oh, no, that poor boy. I knew there was something not right about the fact I sensed his aura, but I had no idea he was the boy who had gone feral in World Tour, or I would've paid more attention to his aura," Dawn said, as she then shuddered.
"Strange, why do I have a feeling like there's something I forgot to do on the island? That's odd, I don't think I had any unfinished business on there. I mean, I saved the animals, stopped Chris' perverse schemes, and watched Cameron win the day and the season, so what could I be forgetting?" Dawn asked herself as she continued to feel like she was forgetting something.
Chef- "Crap! If what Duncan said about prairie boy was true, then he ain't the only one in danger, since Chris is quarantined on that island, and after what Chris put prairie boy through in season 3, I'm prepared to bet my paycheck that he wouldn't hesitate to take revenge on Chris, and if he's insane while doing so, what's stopping him from killing Chris?" Chef asked himself as he scowled, then mentally slapped himself for worrying about Chris.
Duncan-Dude, I can't believe McLean killed Owen, and got quarantined! That sucks for Farticus, since I wouldn't have wished that on anyone, especially not him! Well maybe La Cucharacha or Heather, but not Owen!
End confessional room
Before Duncan could continue, he was interrupted by the sound of 21 other voices gasping as they entered the room in time to hear the punk's pronouncement of the possible fates of Owen and Ezekiel. He turned to face the other vets, who were led by Geoff.
"Wow, who knew the punk was capable of intelligence after all. Color me impressed," Noah remarked sarcastically, earning a glare from Duncan.
"Noah, I thought you promised me you'd lay off on the cynicism and sarcasm," frowned a disapproving Izzy, who had her hands on her hips.
"Yes, dear. But this was a special occasion," Noah replied to his formerly-crazy girlfriend.
"I take it you lot are the newbies from last season, am I right?" Noah then said a second later after he'd turned to face the season 4 contestants.
"You would be correct, we were in Revenge Of The Island," Cameron replied. Sam, however, had walked over to Harold.
"Dude, is that the new 3DS XL?" Sam asked Harold upon noticing the console he was playing.
"Yup, it sure is. Didn't think you'd know that though," Harold replied.
"Are you kidding? I practically live video games," Sam said enthusiastically.
"Really? So you've played the almighty epicness that is the Zelda series then?" Harold asked Sam.
"But of course! Link is epic," Sam replied happily, and the two nerds started to talk game-speak. Meanwhile, the other season 4 players slowly approached the veterans.
"So you're the one they called Jo, huh? You don't seem that tough to me," Eva said after seeing Jo.
"Hey, watch it! I'm just as tough as you are," Jo retorted. Brick just buried his face in his hand, as he sighed and shook his head, knowing this argument was going to take awhile.
"Ugh, come on you stupid thing, work! Why won't you work?" Courtney snapped at her PDA as she was trying for the umpteenth time to get the device to work, with no result to speak of.
"Is that the newest model of PDA?" Zoey asked Courtney.
"Um, no it's last year's model. Why?" Courtney replied.
"Oh, well did you try using the reset button on the back to fix it if it's broken?" Zoey asked. Courtney was about to snap that there was no reset button when she saw a hole in the back of the PDA and she saw the word RESET over the hole, causing her to facepalm at how she could have missed such an easy thing as a reset button on her PDA. She then turned to Zoey.
"Um, no I didn't. Thanks for the tip," Courtney said to Zoey.
"No problem, glad I could help," Zoey said. While Zoey was helping Courtney with her PDA, the others were getting friendly.
"Dude, I'm telling you! His hair turned white and he became a LIGHTNINGrod," Mike said to Cody as he was retelling the story of how the final challenge went down.
"I suppose I shouldn't be surprised by that given that it's McLean we're talking about. Still, that bothers me, more than the fact he buried poor Gwen AGAIN with Sam," Cody said, frowning, as he recalled the challenge where Gwen and Sam had both been buried for the teams to dig up.
"That's odd, didn't you say there were 13 newbies last season?" Duncan asked suddenly.
"That's right, there's 13 of us. Why do you ask?" Brick answered.
"Because I'm counting, and there's only 12 of you here," Duncan said, causing the newbies to look. When they did, they realized the punk was in fact correct, and Dawn was nowhere to be found.
"I think I saw Dawn heading for the confessional awhile ago," remarked B, causing 32 pairs of shocked eyes to turn to face him.
"What? Something I said?" B asked when he saw everyone looking at him uncomfortably.
"No, we're just shocked you spoke, since let's face it, you didn't say a word last season," Staci pointed out.
"To be fair, that's because I was hurled as I was going to say that Scott was a dirty rotten weasel, and Chris wasn't waiting for me to speak," B said, frowning at the reminder of his brutal elimination.
"Well, to be honest, I'd say Scott already got what he deserved, and then some, judging from the fact he's in an iron body suit and not able to speak," Trent pointed out.
"Fair point there. But the fact remains, no one much likes him," Cameron said.
"Some of us don't like you either, you sha-robber," Lightning shot back at Cameron, who frowned.
"Shut up, jockstrap. No one wants to hear you whine about how you lost anymore," Jo snapped at Lightning.
"Sha-fuck off, bro! The Lightning does not take advice from boys who were eliminated by scrawny sha-cheaters," Lightning said.
"That was uncalled for, soldier! Now apologize to her," Brick said as he stepped inbetween Lightning and Jo. During all the fighting, no one saw Duncan slip quietly out of the room.
After he walked through the hotel a bit, he found the missing newbie, Dawn, lost and huddled in a corner, and his initial remark about not being a dumb blonde died on his lips when he saw she was crying for some reason, so he instinctively went forward to comfort her.
"Hey, you okay, Blondie?" Duncan asked the crying Dawn, who didn't acknowledge him as she turned and cried into his shoulder. When she finally stopped crying, she looked up and realized who she had cried on.
"Oh my, I'm so sorry. I didn't know you were here. Please don't hate me for crying on you," Dawn said to Duncan.
"Eh, don't worry about it, Blondie. Believe it or not, I don't like seeing a girl cry if I can help it," Duncan replied.
"Hey, I'm not a blondie. My name is Dawn," Dawn snapped at Duncan.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, Dawn," Duncan said, holding his hands up.
"Oh, well that's ok then! May I ask why you came looking for me?" Dawn asked Duncan.
"Umm, because I thought it was odd there'd be a newbie missing, especially after I mentioned Freakiel," Duncan said half-jokingly.
Dawn glared at the punk, but said nothing otherwise.
"You realize that poor boy could be in trouble, and we're not trying to do anything about it?" Dawn said to Duncan with a raised eyebrow.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dawn, take it easy. Freak, er I mean Ezekiel can take care of himself. Now relax," Duncan said as he gently put his hand on her shoulder to reassure her.
Dawn looked at Duncan, confused by his intent. Duncan saw her looking at him, and removed his hand.
"Honestly, I wouldn't leave anyone on that island, not even that horrible Chris. Surely there must be SOME way to go back and help them," Dawn said to Duncan, who, despite his earlier plans to mock and belittle the girl in front of him, seemed to be unable to refuse her anything.
"There might be ONE way we can do something about it, but it's VERY risky and involves us going BACK to the island to try and free Homeschool and Chris, and potentially getting arrested if we get caught?" Duncan said to Dawn.
"I don't care, I can't just sit idly by and do nothing. Besides, I've got this feeling in my gut I have to go back to the island for something anyways, not sure what but for something," Dawn said with a determined look in her eyes.
"OK, fine, I'll help you, but so help me if you get me arrested, I don't know you, got it Princess?" Duncan said to Dawn, who tilted her head to the side in confusion at the nickname.
"Got it. So what's the plan?" Dawn said.
Confessional Room
Chef-Is it me, or has that punk been gone WAY too long? And while we're talking about people who are gone, where DID AuraGirl go? Weird.
Dawn- "Wow, I can't believe Duncan's helping me get back to the island!" Dawn said in excitement, then frowned.
"Still, I have to wonder why he called me Princess." Dawn then stroked her chin in thought.
"Oh well it doesn't matter, since I still have that unsettling feeling like I have something I need to do on the island," Dawn said, frowning.
Duncan- "OK, what just happened back there? I was going to taunt Dawn about being such a careless airhead, but when I saw her, I somehow didn't feel like it anymore. And now I'm offering to help her sneak into Camp Wawankwa to save that arrogant fucktard of a host Chris and that feral bastard Ezekiel? Why can't I say no to her? And better yet, why did I just call her Princess? I thought I only called Courtney that?" Duncan asked himself, not realizing that his face had gone slightly red while he was talking.
End confessional room
"So, let me get this straight. You want to sneak down to the harbor, STEAL a boat, and take it to Camp Wawankwa, then sneak onto the island, and try to find Chris and Ezekiel, all WITHOUT getting caught?" Dawn asked Duncan in surprise.
"Umm, yeah, that sounds about right. But you forgot the parts where we have to not wake anyone up, and not get caught," Duncan confirmed.
"I can't believe I'm agreeing to this, but okay, if it'll help save those two poor souls, then I'll do it," Dawn said.
"Good, since I wouldn't want you to not be able to do a simple thing like hitch a ride to an island," Duncan mockingly replied.
"Sorry, Duncan. I don't mean to be so negative, but this nagging feeling is bugging me, and thus it's making me more irritable, so I apologize for being rude to you," Dawn said.
"Eh, I guess don't worry about it, this time. But don't think I'm always going to be so forgiving, Dawn." Duncan replied.
"Okay then. Shall we get back to the others?" Dawn asked.
"Sure, why not, maybe by now they've gotten over the shock of that big silent guy actually saying something," Duncan remarked off-handedly. Dawn blinked in surprise at what the punk said.
"Wait, big silent guy? You mean B?" Dawn asked.
"Yup, that's him," Duncan said.
"He talked? What did he say?" Dawn asked.
"He told everyone he'd seen you heading for the confessionals awhile ago, then after we looked at him funny, asked why we were staring, then that overweight brunette pointed out that he hadn't so much as spoken a word all through season 4," Duncan answered.
"That's true, he didn't, though he did seem like he was going to say something right before Chris hurled him," Dawn said.
"Now that you say that, I remember he also mentioned that he was going to call some Scott guy out as being a dirty rotten weasel before McLean launched him, but I didn't understand what he was talking about really," Duncan said, causing Dawn's eyes to widen.
"You're sure he said Scott?" Dawn asked.
"Positive," Duncan replied.
"Well, then this changes things, and it seems Scott was lying all along, as I suspected, that soulless sociopathic scoundrel! I can't believe he cheated to get poor B out," Dawn said.
"What do you mean, cheated?" Duncan asked.
"He was throwing all our team's challenges so he could pick us off one-by-one, starting with Staci and Dakota. See, Scott was on the same team as me and B, the Toxic Rats, last season, but after we lost a challenge involving snow forts, which oddly enough Scott blamed on B, B got voted off, but now I suspect he sabotaged B so he could get him off. I think he did the same to me two challenges later, when everyone was convinced I was stealing their possessions. It would explain a lot," Dawn explained, looking somewhat bitter and morose towards the end of her explanation.
"What do you mean everyone thought you were taking their stuff?" Duncan asked.
"During the fifth challenge, where we had to fire seagulls at a buoy, Scott shot Sam in the back with our last seagull, then we lost the challenge. After that, I made a confessional about how I would expose him for the traitor he was. Then, oddly enough, Scott ended up with my garbage bag, which he opened, and out fell Jo's whistle, Lightning's protein powder, Sam's game console, Scott's lucky shark tooth, and Ann Maria's hairbrush. Thinking about it, he must have somehow overheard my confessional and planted the items in my bag to get rid of me so I wouldn't be able to expose him for the traitorous rat he was. Too bad I ended up launched while stuck in my own garbage bag," Dawn answered."Um, Dawn, by chance did you check around for holes in the confessional, or look around to make sure there were no eavesdroppers?" Duncan asked.
"Um, now that you mention it, no I didn't. Are you saying what I think you're saying?" Dawn asked.
"Yes, I think Scott hid and was able to hear every word of your confessional, and be able to pin you for his crime, though it sounds like he was planning on framing someone else," Duncan replied.
"Anyhow, we should head back before the others get worried and send a search party for us," Dawn said.
"Agreed," Duncan replied as the two went back to the others.
(back with the rest of the group)
"No offense, Mike, but how could a scrawny runt like you possibly have beaten up someone like Scott?" Geoff asked Mike skeptically, as Mike was telling about the third challenge of the season.
"Because, Geoff, he has Multiple-Personality Disorder, and one of his personalities, Vito, is very muscular," Ann Maria answered Geoff, almost drooling at the mention of Vito, to Zoey's disgust.
"Umm, yeah, what Ann Maria said. Anyways, as I was saying, the Rats had the challenge won, until suddenly B's magnifying glass got redirected to his team's fort instead of our team's fort, causing their fort to melt, showing me holding up their flag. So, needless to say we won that challenge, and the Rats ended up voting off B, presumably because it was his malfunctioning invention that lost them the challenge," Mike said.
"Or was it, Mike?" A voice interjected, causing everyone to turn to face the owner of the voice. It was Dawn, who had just come into the room, followed by Duncan.
"What do you mean by that, Dawn?" Mike asked.
"I mean I think Scott set B up! I recall him throwing a snowball at the end of the challenge, but I'd thought he was trying to knock you out at the time, Mike, but now I see he must have thrown it to try and mess up B's plan, and thus cause him to get voted off. I thought it seemed odd for B to hate nature," Dawn said, as B beamed at her.
"Now that you say that, a whole lot makes so much more sense now. Like how you guys seemed so happy to win a challenge, which oddly enough was the one challenge Scott had been taken out of. So it's obvious he was sabotaging your team in some way," Mike stated.
"Even if that were true, the guy's gotten his karma already. I mean, look at that metal suit he has to wear," Noah interjected, pointing to Scott, who, other than his head, was completely encased in a giant grey metal mound with wheels and two buttons on the top, one red and one green. Just then Scott made his red button beep.
"I'm pretty sure that means no," Noah said.
"How do you figure that?" Sam replied.
"Simple, if we assume green=good and red=bad, then obviously green means yes or go, and red means no or stop, so it's really quite simple," Noah explained.
"That actually makes quite a bit of sense, Noah," Cameron agreed.
"Anyhow, over the next challenges, the Rats kept losing, causing them to vote off Sam and Brick before they finally won a challenge, though not before Ann Maria here quit over a FAKE diamond she'd been given in the mine by some giant mole kid. After that, we Maggots finally started losing members, starting with Dakota, who had returned the previous episode. Then I myself got voted off by Scott AFTER I finally told Zoey of my MPD, then I believe Jo went next, then Scott himself, then Zoey, then at the end it was down to Cameron and Lightning.
I think it's pretty obvious who people wanted to win, even if Chris DID make us root for Lightning, as he made the two build armor, then engage in a gladiator battle to the finish, where the first to pin their opponent would win Total Drama Revenge Of The Island.
So, Cameron ended up finding a laptop, and while somehow using a Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom, which was what Chris gave losers in season 4, to power it, which I still don't know how he did it, Cameron used the laptop to create a suit of high-tech armor. Lightning merely strapped on an armored vest, modified a doll leg into a flail, and turned a pan into a helmet, knocking himself out in the process.
After that, the two did battle, though Chris made it interesting by adding mutant creatures to it, one by one, starting with a giant Venus flytrap, then adding a killer crocodile. Then after one of Cameron's deflected energy blasts was hit towards Chris, breaking his remote in the process, all the mutants were brought out into the arena, including the mole-kid from the mine, who immediately knocked out a mutated squirrel to save Ann Maria.
But before he could try to kiss her again, Cameron threw a frying pan at his head and knocked him out, then blasted the flytrap and saved Staci and saved B over there from a mutant tree, which had Dawn crying and worried about her tea leaves not predicting the events of the challenge, then after that Lightning charged him and started pounding on his armor, and after that, Cameron did something to his armor to cause it to emit a big white burst, that when the light cleared caused several of the waste barrels to stick to Lightning's armor, trapping his arm in midswing so the flail was standing straight up, just in time for Lightning to be struck by lightning, detonating the barrels, and causing him to end up with white hair, then he collapsed to the ground.
However, it took all of Cameron's strength to get his armor to fall on top of Lightning, thus pinning him and crowing Cameron as the season 4 winner. Lightning, of course, started crying like a sha-baby, and whining about how the challenge was rigged and how he couldn't lose to a 'sha-wimp', and that he didn't know how to lose, before he broke down crying, apologizing to his pops. And, that covers all of Season 4," Mike said as he finished summarizing the events of the fourth season for the veterans, who were stunned.
"OK, I'm sorry, but really? Ann Maria was stupid enough to accept a gift from Ezekiel? That guy is SO clueless, he probably mistook a fake diamond for a real one," Izzy said, as she started laughing.
"I thought the stupid part was her quitting?" Noah interjected in curiosity.
"Ah touche, my sexy nerd, touche," Izzy replied, as she kissed Noah. Gwen frowned in disgust.
"Okay, seriously, I know you and Noah love each other, but do you have to prove that in front of the rest of us?" Gwen quipped.
"Don't complain, Gwen! I could be doing the dirty right now with Noah," Izzy retorted, causing everyone there to glare at the redhead for her crude humor.
"Anyhow, I notice you guys were about to get rooms? Why not bunk with us?" Cody asked the newbies, who shrugged and agreed, after a nod from Chef said they could.
"OK, so here's how the new bunking arrangements will work. You will all be broken into 17 sets of two, and the person you get put with will be your roommate until we can go back to our lives," Chef said before he read off the list.
"OK the list goes as follows:
Room 1: Alejandro and Lightning
Room 2: Katie and Sadie
Room 3: Noah and Cameron
Room 4: B and DJ
Room 5: Eva and Jo
Room 6: Courtney and Scott
Room 7: Mike and Cody
Room 8: Sam and Harold
Room 9: Zoey and Izzy
Room 10: Staci and Beth
Room 11: Brick and Tyler
Room 12: Dakota and Lindsay
Room 13: Trent and Geoff
Room 14: Leshawna and Ann Maria
Room 15: Sierra and Justin
Room 16: Gwen and Bridgette
Room 17: Duncan and Dawn. If you don't like your roommate, well too fucking bad, you'll have to live with it, since we had to make sure we could fit everyone in! So deal," Chef said to mixed reactions.
Confessional Room
Dawn-"Wow, what are the odds that I'd be Duncan's roommate? That certainly make part of our plan easier. But still, I don't know if I like the idea of having a roommate. It sounds chaotic," Dawn said as she crossed her arms with a frown.
Zoey- "At least the rooming arrangements are better this time. I can handle Mike with Cody, but I don't think it would have gone well if he roomed with Ann Maria. Oh, and yay I got a fellow redhead for a roommate," Zoey said, breathing a sigh of relief at who Mike's new roommate was.
Staci- "Hmm, my roommate seems nice enough, but I hope she can handle my chattering, since I do it a lot," Staci said with a sad frown as she sighed.
Sam- "Awesome, I got a fellow gamer as my roomie! Score!" Sam said, pumping his fists in happiness.
Brick- "Well, I don't mind Cadet Tyler as my roommate, since I think despite his clumsiness, he's a nice guy, so I think we'll get along great," Brick said as he saluted the camera.
Scott- *beeps buttons in a random sequence*
Dakota- "Lindsay, huh? If I recall, she was nice enough during her cameo, so I think we'll get along fine, plus she likes fashion, so it'll be great to have someone to swap fashion tips with," Dakota said, smiling.
Lightning- "Sha-lame! Why do I have to bunk with the crappy robot guy? I got sha-robbed AGAIN! Why? I hate my sha-luck," Lightning grumbled, crossing his arms.
B- "Cool, DJ sounds like a good roommate. I think we'll get along great." B said with a smug grin.
Ann Maria- "Aww yeah, a fellow sista is my roommate! Now you're talking my language," Ann Maria said with a grin.
Cameron- "Excellent, I have a fellow brainiac for a roommate, we will no doubt get along quite well," Cameron said with a smirk.
Jo- "Really? I have to room with the rageaholic? Wow," Jo said irritably.
Mike- "Cody, huh? I can deal with that. Hopefully my MPD doesn't rear its' head again," Mike said hopefully.
End confessional room
"OK, now that that's done, go get settled into your rooms since it's late, and we want to get up early tomorrow to get a start on planning for our time here. Night maggots," Chef said as the 34 teens made their way to their rooms. Chef then went to his own bedroom to get his rest as he knew they would all need rest for the days to come…
End chapter 1
A/N#2: And thus ends the first chapter. So what did you think? Good? Not so good? Feel free to let me know in a review! Also, I'll try to have this updated frequently as I can, but it might be varied based on when inspiration strikes for the story, so for now enjoy the first chapter!
-sithlorde1988
*1* That's Chef-speak for the contestants names. Anyone who can guess who is who gets kudos.
*2* Mike's joke is also a reference to the fact that whenever his shirt comes off, Vito comes out to play, usually, though with his MPD "cured", it's unknown if that's still the case.