Elrond had been stargazing in Rivendell and looking at the moon. He wondered what it would be like to one day go to the moon himself and see if there were elves living there. So he sold all of his belongings including Rivendell which was bought by Sauron. Elrond set out on a journey to find a scientist to take him to the moon. Given that Godzilla was attacking Japan and fighting King Ghidorah elrond knew that interdimensional time travel would be impossible so he'd have to find someone in Middle Earth to do his biding.
He traveled to see Galadriel but she was busy giving Celeborn a boner and elrond had to leave before there were consequences. Then he went to see Radagast the Brown but the repellant scent of bird shit drove Elrond away, coz in the Hobbit films Radagast let's birds nest in his hair and they shit all over his jacket. He went to see Thranduil but he was too busy trying on various clothing and brushing his silvery hair, plus he hated Elrond because he always cheated when Thranduil and him played chess.
Finally Elrond went to see the old grizzled wizard Saruman the White at Orthanc. He was busy masturbating and Elrond thought this was gross so tried to leave but Saruman ran towards him and the two started having a fight. This was particularly hard for Saruman because he still had his dong out. Elrond punched Saruman in the dong and then leapt off the top of Orthanc, being caught by a giant eagle so that he didn't die. But Saruman started flying through the air towards him propelled by magic and shot the eagle out of the air with a huge stinky stream of diarrhea. This is what happened when you interrupted Saruman when he was jacking off.
"Saruman! I'm not here to disturb your private time. I only want you to help me get to the moon!" Yelled Elrond as he wiped shit off his face. But Saruman didn't want to reply. He was too crazy and mad. So he heeded Elrond's request and strapped the elf lord into a special catapult device which would shoot you forwards if a great force was applied at the rear. "What are you doing you crazy old man!?" Shouted Elrond, but Saruman kept feeding him orc beer and Denethor's special tomatoes. Then Elrond got seriously bad diarrhea and his farts started to power him up for his mission to the moon. Just before he knew blast-off would happen he grabbed Saruman by the beard. Saruman let out a melodious yell of "BRAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGH!".
When elrond had his diarrhea he shot himself into the stratosphere and then to the moon where he found a whole race of space hobbits fighting Mothra. Saruman couldn't breathe in space so suffocated in amongst his shit and Elrond's diarrhea. His boner was kept as a trophy by the space hobbits until Mothra ate them all.
The end.