AN: Well Link Gets an STD was taken down. I'm upset. For those who got their chapters, I hope you enjoyed them. For those that were for later, I'm sorry. Oh yeah, Malon was the next girl. This, as you can see though, is a little off topic for my writing. This, though rated M, will not be a lemon, rather violence and language. Also, notice that this is Super Smash Bros. instead of LoZ. I will also be in this story too. Anyone know Noble 6 from Halo Reach? Haha well that's me. I hope you enjoy.

Chapter 1: Who's the new guy?
-Setting: Smash Mansion and Brawl stages (and anywhere else I want to go)
-Noble 6: Altre (Spartan 18-2)

"Fighters, 3! 2! 1! GO!" The announcer declared as Snake and Link took their fighting stances in Final Destination.

"Hm... I finally get to face you. And to think, we are fighting for first place in this tournament. Right Link." Snake said in his usual fighting tone.

Link, *draws sword and nods to Snake*.

"Still not a man of many words... eh?" Snake mumbled as he pulled the pin of a grenade and threw it at Link.
Link quickly blocked the deadly projectile with his shield and threw it back. The grenade exploded mid-flight and caused damage to no one. Link then tightened his grip on the Master Sword and charged at Snake with full speed. Snake barely dodged the attack and was cut across the arm.

"Good job Link! Keep it up!" Zelda said from the sidelines.

"Snake, come on! You can beat him!" Samus cheered even louder.

"Link is going to be the winner and you know it." Zelda turned to Samus and pointed at her.

"Oh yeah? Wanna put a wager on that big mouth of yours?" Samus said.

"Yeah. Loser has to run naked through the mansion and passionately kiss every male she sees!" Zelda said with total confidence.

"You're on. I can just picture the looks on Wario and Wolf's faces when you kiss them." Samus said as she stuck her tongue out.

"Don't hold your breath. Who's winning now?" Zelda said as she looked at the score board.

Snake: 5 lives remaining/Link: 4 lives remaining

"Had enough yet Link?" Snake gloated as Link hung from the edge of the stage.

"Grrr..." Link growled as he grabbed Snake's ankle and pulled him down before he got himself up.

"Woa, cheap shot don't you- oh shit..." Snake said as he got back to the stage only to see his opponent with the smash ball's power surrounding him.

"Hm." Link cocked his head with a small laugh as he unleashed his tripower slash on Snake and instantly sending him flying off the stage.

"Woohoo! Great job Link!" Zelda cheered as loud as she could with Samus pouting next to her.

"Ten seconds remaining..." The announcer spoke. "5...4...3...2...1...TIME." The announcer declared as the contestants stopped the brawl. "SUDDEN DEATH! GO!" He said as both Link and Snake took their defensive stances.

"So this is how it ends. Now, who will be brave or dumb enough to take the first move?" Snake said with clenched fists. Link just stood in a gladiator stance.
Soon the two stopped waiting and attacked each other head on. Both threw a punch at their target and landed square in the jaw. They backed up and charged at each other with a kick. Snake, however, ducked and swept Link's grounded leg and caused him to fall. Snake stood over him with the intent of a final blow just as Link forced both of his feet into Snake's stomach. Link removed a bomb from from his adventure pouch and laid it next to Snake before he got up and ran away. Snake didn't even get a chance to run as the bomb finally blew up and sent him flying.

"GAME!" The announcer shouted as Link was declared as the winner.

"NOOOOO!" Samus cried as she lost the bet.

"Haha. I guess you will know what Wario and Wolf would look like when YOU kiss them. HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Zelda laughed as she almost lost her balance and fell over.

Men's locker room.

"Good job Snake. I thought I was going to lose for a moment there." Link spoke up as he removed his tunic and massaged hs shoulders.

"So the silent warrior finally speaks. You did good kid. For those prehistoric trinkets, you sure do know how to use them." Snake complimented.

"I don't talk much because I can't very well." Link admitted.

"Why not? Swordsman code? Wait, that can't be 'cause then Ike would have to shut up." Snake joked.

"It was a fight with Ganon a while ago before we came here. Long story." Link said as he put on his green tunic again.

"Damn, Ganon is an ass. I'm glad I beat him in the first round. Hey, I bet our girlfriends made another stupid bet again." Snake laughed as he lightly punched Link's shoulder.

"Last time Samus got to rape Zelda with her strap-on." Link cringed at the last word.

"I wonder what Samus has to do now." Snake thought.

"How do you know it is Samus?" Link questioned.

"Easy. Zelda always chooses you and Samus always chooses me. You beat me so Samus must have lost the bet." Snake explained.

"Well then let's stop guessing and actually find out." Link said as he grabbed his sword and shield.

Smash Mansion next day.

Link and Snake were in the kitchen with Lyn, Sonic, and Zelda eating breakfast and having a nice conversation about brawls and upcoming tournaments. Then a question began to eat away at Link.

"Hey Zelda, what was the bet that you and Samus had yesterday? And where is Samus anyways?"

"Oh... you'll see. This is a bet that you would not want to miss. And speak of the devil. Hello Samus. Ready to pay up?" Zelda said with a laugh as Samus came into the kitchen naked.

"Ha ha... fuck you." Samus said bitterly.

"Ok... time for answers. Why is she naked?" Sonic said as he tried to keep his boner down.

"Samus, will you demonstrate?" Zelda said jokingly. "Sonic would be perfect to start off with."
Samus then walked over to Sonic and Frenched him for about three seconds. This surprised everyone except Zelda,who planned it.

"Let me guess. The naked kiss?" Link questioned as he laughed at Snake.

"Yup. And you are next. Oh Samus..." Zelda was laughing as Lyn had a blush.

"This is why I stay out of your bets." Lyn said as she watched Link get straddled and kissed by Samus.

"Guess it's my turn." Snake said as he hugged her around the waist and kissed her for a good thirty seconds.

"Three down, the rest of the roster to go. Hahaha..." Zelda laughed.

Later that day...

"Gah! Those sick fucks! One of these days I'm going to rip Wario and Wolf's heads off. Trying to touch me like that. It was only a kiss, not a chance to grab my boobs and finger me." Samus ranted as she thought of everyone on the roster. She had finally finished the bet. When she found Zelda, she told her that the bet was completed. Zelda did not agree.

"There is still one more. He just got here. When you kiss him, you will be done." Zelda explained.

"So where would I find this new guy?" Samus questioned.

"I don't know. Last time I saw him, he was in the gym's firing range." Zelda guessed.

"And I take it that I can't put my clothes back on yet?" Samus glared at Zelda.

"Yup. Now go kiss him." She said with a laugh as she returned to the TV program.

In the gym...

Samus arrived at the mansion's gym and quickly found the range since she had been there many times. When she entered, she was surprised to see the new guy in high tech battle armor that almost resembled her own. She was amazed at the size of the new recruit. He was easily 5'11" and he looked extremely strong. Then a sniper shot brought her back to reality. She then remembered the bet was still on until she kissed him. She waited until he needed to reload before she attempted to talk to him.

"He-hello... My name is Samus. May I ask what your name is?"
The new recruit removed the clip from the armed weapon and checked to see if it was safe. When he finished, he turned to face the naked woman in front of him. He was not phased at all, but Samus was in awe of the new guy's armor.

Brief AN: In Halo Reach, my spartan is equipped with the ODST helmet w/ normal visor color, shoulders, and body. My armor is blue with white legs (knee down), arms (elbow to hand), belt-ish thing, and there is a white stripe vertically across the helmet. To see what I mean, try Google images: Reach ODST armor. As for voice, I have Emile, but keep Noble 6's voice in your heads.

Samus stared blankly into the mask of the new guy's helmet until he drew his pistol and shot down range to get her attention back. She snapped back instantly and quickly ducked. When she realized that he was only getting her attention, she stood back up.

"Wh-what is your name?" Samus shyly asked.

"My name? My name is Altre Tryan. I am Spartan 18-2, captain grade one of the UNSC army." The spartan said as he put the gun back in its holster. "Now a question for you. Why are you naked?"
Samus blushed redder than a tomato as she remembered that she was still naked.

"I... um... it was a bet between me and a friend that I lost. I have to kiss every guy here while naked. You are the last guy on the list so if you would please remove your helmet." Samus said as she attempted to remove the spartan's head gear.

"No." Altre said as he caught her hands and put them back at her sides.

"Come on please. My friend won't let me get dressed until I kiss EVERY guy." She whined as she tried to hug the cold armor.

"Well then... I guess I get to see you naked as long as I'm here." He said with no emotion.

"Hey, that's not nice. Are you saying I'm ugly?" Samus said as she lifted her breasts and pouted at him.

"No. I am saying that I am not taking the helmet off. Now please go so I can get back to shooting." Altre said as he pulled out a frag grenade and tossed it at the target dummy. He quickly drew the pistol and shot the frag before it hit the target.

'Damn. He is very quick and accurate.' Samus thought to herself.

"You're still here. Why?"

"I'm not leaving until I finish this stupid bet." Samus said bravely.

"You are a persistent little girl, aren't you? Noble 2 was the same way."*1 Altre said as he thought of a wager of his own. "I see that you are a bounty hunter. You have much experience with weaponry."

"Yes and yes. What does that have to do with your helmet?" Samus was wondering what was goingto happen.

"A lot. Here is my challenge for you. If you can show me that you are a better sniper than me, I will remove my helmet. If you can't, you will have to stay... like that." Altre said as he gestured at her naked form.

"Fine." Samus moaned.
The spartan set up a sand bag about fifty feet away with the target being an Elite's face.*2

"The target is right between the eyes. You hit that and you will be able to see my eyes." Altre said as he loaded a round into the sniper and shot the target dead between the eyes. "Your turn."

"I'll show you who's the the better sniper." Samus said as she stuck her tongue out and took aim. Samus fired three rounds at the target, but missed the mark on each shot.

"I guess I'm done here. Try not to catch a cold." Altre said as he placed the sniper on his back and walked out.

"Mark my words spartan. I will see your face." Samus thought evilly.

With Snake, Zelda, and Link...

"So has Samus completed your bet yet?" Link asked Zelda.

"Nope. She still has one more man to kiss. Hey Snake, she's still naked. haha" Zelda teased.

"So who is that new guy then? I know I've seen that armor before." Snake said.

"ZELDA! I'M FUCKING COLD! CALL OFF THE BET!" Samus screamed as she arrived in the living room.

"Nope. A bet can only be refused, not revoked." Zelda laughed as Samus jumped at her and pinning her wrists on Link's lap.

"He won't take off that helmet of his. He said he would take it off if I managed to out snipe him." Samus explained.

"Let me guess. You completely missed the target?" Snake laughed.

"Fuck you. But yes, I failed." Samus said as she released her grip on Zelda who promptly twisted her nipples. "Gah... Why? You know I'm cold. That hurt." Samus said as she rubbed her nipples while Zelda and the guys laughed.

"Did you at least get his name?" Link asked as he began to pet the head on his lap.

"Yeah. His name is Altre. He says he is spartan 18-2. I have no clue what that means." Samus admitted.

"That is because he is. He is from the Halo games. He is a hardened fighter. Unlike Link and I who trained to become stronger, Altre was made that way." Snake explained.

"Well all I know, Samus can't were clothes until she kisses a spartan." Zelda laughed.

"That will not be an easy task. Spartans do not have emotions. They were made to fight. I take it that that is why he is here." Snake explained.

"Well I'm getting a blanket then. Let's hope I don't have to fight naked tomorrow."Samus said as she stole the blanket that Link and Zelda were sharing and wrapped it around Snake and herself.

"Maybe. There might be another tournament tomorrow. You could sneak into his room and..." Zelda suggested.

"And possibly get ridiculed. I do not want to look like an idiot in front of the new guy." Samus pouted with her head on Snake's shoulder.

"You walked around naked and kissed every guy here and you really care about the opinion of one?" Link laughed.

"Hey you guys, Master Hand said there was going to be a tournament to welcome the new fighter." Sonic said when he rushed in.

AN: First chapter complete. I hope you enjoyed Samus and Zelda's bet. I will continue this story until I get the rank Inheritor in Halo Reach. I am a Captain G1 now, but I am close to G2. This is going to be fun. The tournament will be the next chapter. Reviewer match ups would be nice. I will take any given pairing and decide the victors.
*1- Noble 2: Kat. She is a very smart spartan and possibly the only female portraid in Halo.
*2- Elites: aliens/ Covenant. Google them or get the game.

Spartan 18-2 is my own. 18:2 being a verse from Psalms. Good verse. Well until the next chapter, adios.