Deidara, Kisame, Hidan, and Tobi all sat down on the couch at the Akatsuki base. "Lets play truth and dare!" Tobi screeched. "That doesn't sound like such a bad idea for Tobi." "Kisame, don't fucking agree with Tobi!" "Hate to say it, but lets play, yeah."

They sat down in a square and started to play. "I'll go first, ya cock suckers!" "Fine, whatever Hidan, just go." "Okay . . . Tobi I fucking dare you to kiss Deidara's fucking hand mouth!" "What???" the blond bomber yelled. "You fucking heard me!" "Tobi is a good boy, so Tobi will do what Tobi is told." Tobi got up, came and sat down and grabbed Deidara's hand. "Tobi!" Deidara yelled disgruntled. Just then Tobi put Deidara's hand to his mask and made a kissing noise. "That's not kissing his hand!" "Yeah, fish fuck is right!" "Hey!" "Tobi did it! His turn, un!" Deidara said quickly. "Tobi dares Kisame-san to kiss Itachi-san!" "Ha! Nice one Tobi, hm!" "Fine, I'll call him in here," Kisame said with a sigh. "Itachi!" The weasel walked into the room, "Yes Kisame?" Kisame got up and walked over to the 21-year-old and kissed him. Itachi pushed the fish boy away. "What the hell Kisame?!?" "It was a dare Itachi-san! I swear!" "It better have been!" the now PMSing weasel walk out of the room like a very pissed girl. "My turn, Deidara I dare you to grab Sasori's ass!" Kisame had an evil look on his face. "Danna will kill me, but it's worth it, un."

The blond started to walk towards the kitchen. The others closely followed to see what happens. "Daaannnnaaaa!" "Yes Deidara?" the puppet master said emotionlessly. He was leaning on the counter sideways. Perfect. Deidara walked past him and just as he got behind him, grabbed and squeezed. Sasori's eyes widened. The bomber let go and was about to run for it, but the fast redhead grabbed him. "DEIDARA! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?" "Aaaahhhhhhh!!! D-daannaa it was a dare, hm!" "Oh, so you were just teasing me?" "Teasing?" "Yeah, so you really don't like me, huh?" "No, I do like you, it's just I didn't think you liked me, un." "Well, think again, brat" "Danna? You like me, yeah?" "Maybe." Sasori said with a blush on his face. Deidara embraced the puppeteer. "Hold on Danna, I have to go finish my game of truth or dare, un." "Okay, don't be to long, you know I hate waiting." "Alright, Danna, hm."

"I'm back guys, yeah." "Kay Blondie, it's your turn, so hurry the fuck up!" "Hidan I dare you to not cuss for a whole day, hm!" "Oh! Nice one Deidara!" "Thanks Kisame, un. I have to go back to Danna now, bye!" Before anyone could say bye he was gone.

"Danna, I'm back, yeah!" he called as he walked into Sasori's room. It was filled with puppets; it was also very dark. "How odd" he thought to himself. "I'm in bed, Dei!" "Kay, I'm coming, un!" He turned the corner and saw Sasori in his bed under the covers. He didn't have on a shirt. "Hot" Deidara thought. "Come under the covers with me, Dei-chan." Normally, Deidara would have punched anyone who said "chan" after his name, but his Danna was an exception. He took off his Akatsuki cloak and slipped under the covers. Sasori wrapped his arms around his lover. Not only was Sasori shirtless, but also was not wearing pants, or boxes for that matter. "Danna, you don't a any cloth on!" "Don't you think I know that?"

"Kakuzu! F-" "Remember: You can't cuss!" "Kakuzu, MOVE IT, NOW!!!" "Deidara was really smart daring Hidan not to cuss, huh Kisame?" "Stfu, Kakuzu!" "Hey, you cussed!" "Did not fish boy, I said s-t-f-u. Their letters, smart one!" "Bite me." "Watch it Kisame, he might bite you!" they both started laughing. "Buttwipes!" when Hidan said that they started laughing even harder. "That . . . was . . . so . . . retarded . . . sounding!!!" Kisame said in-between laughs. "I'm leaving. Sugar Honey Ice Tea heads." "Hahahahahah!!" "Hahahahah!!!!"

"Danna that was great, yeah!" "I know!"