This is my first fanfic like deal ever. It's not long, and it's probably not that great. But let me know what you think!

So, No or Yeah?

On one, oh so bright summer's day, two shinobi walked through a forest in desperate search for something…

A blonde haired, blue eyed, S ranked criminal walked into a clearing, with a look that could only mean something or someone was annoying him.

"Hurry up Tobi, yeah!" He yelled frustrated.

"Tobi is here." A masked person replied cheerfully.

Deidara shook his head in disbelief. His partner was pushing his patience limit. "Help me find it, yeah." He ordered.

"Ok, Deidara-senpai!" Tobi replied looking up in the sky. Deidara slapped his forehead at this.

'Great, just great, yeah' He thought wondering why anybody would ever hire him in an organization like Akatsuki.

You see, ever since Sasori had been defeated, poor Deidara had been partnered up with Tobi. And Tobi…well Tobi was Tobi. He didn't like to listen to a word Deidara said, much to Deidara's annoyance. Hence the reason he has been in such a bad mood lately.

Like most days, Tobi had refused to take any direction from Deidara. In result, their mission to destroy a bridge had almost failed. However, luckily Deidara was prepared, (for the first time) and managed to blow up the bridge before to many ninja could arrive. But they didn't get away before Deidara had his arm chopped off, by non other than Tobi; who had been messing with a sharp piece of medal. And, well it's a long story, but some how Deidara's arm ended up in the forest. / Anyways, back to the Shinobi.

"I found it Senpai!" Tobi called out.

Deidara sighed, and walked over next to Tobi. "Where is it, yeah?"

"There, right there!" Tobi exclaimed pointing off to the right of them. "Tobi is a good boy!"

"What…is that thing, yeah?" Deidara asked with a horrified look.

"I think, it's called a dog…" Tobi answered, thinking about it.

"A dog?" Deidara repeated completely befuddled. 'What does he know, yeah?' He thought wondering what he was going to do.

The said dog, was currently chewing happily away at Deidara's dismembered arm. Deidara walked over to the little black fuzz ball, and attempted to take his arm back from it.

"Bark bark bark!" The dog yelped shrilly as he came near. It growled.

"Eeeep!" Deidara screamed like a five year old girl, and leaped into Tobi's arms.

"Are you scared of the dog, Senpai?" Tobi asked, already knowing the answer.

"No, yeah." Deidara said quickly, jumping back down to the ground.

"So yeah?" Tobi asked again.

"No, yeah!" Deidara repeated.

"Yeah? Or no?"

"No, yeah!"

"Yeah?"

"NO, yeah!"

"You are?"

"Just get my arm, yeah!" Deidara finally yelled exasperated.

"Tobi knew you were!" He yelled happily, walking over to the dog. He simply bent down, grabbed Deidara's arm, and handed it to him; then sat cross-legged with the dog in hid lap.

Deidara stood with a stoic expression. 'Stupid dog….' He thought, mad that Tobi did what he couldn't.

"I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine! He shall be my squishy!" Tobi exclaimed poking the little dog.

Cue Deidara's sweat drop. "Let's go Tobi, yeah."

"Okay. Come squishy!" Tobi said happily.

Deidara's eyes widened. "That thing is not coming with us, yeah."

"Why not, Deidara-senpai? Are you scared of my squishy?"

"No, yeah." Deidara lied.

"You are?"

"No, yeah!"

"So you are!!"

"NO, yeah!"

And so it continued off into the distance, as they headed back to the hideout.