-1The Malfoy Rule Book.
Ten Golden Rules.
1. Don't get involved.
Was Draco really involved? With his husband and lover? Yup, check.
2. Don't say 'I love you'.
Had Dracosaid I love you? About 20 times, every day, for the past 437 days… check!
3. Father an heir.
Would he father an heir? Only if his husband suddenly turned out to be a woman. Check!
4. Don't even think about being gay.
Have you been reading any of this? Yup, down-'n-dirty cocksucker! Tick…
5. No sex before marriage, unless it's to father an heir.
Well, Draco couldn't father an heir. But there was only the time in the library. Time in the potions class. Couple of times in, both common rooms. Few… dozen… times in both beds… okay, yes, this one was covered too.
6. Don't get hooked.
Was Draco hooked? Did going two days without almost being dragged to St. Mungo's for a mental breakdown still count as hooked? Yup, check that too…
7. Don't ever share anything with the world.
Had Draco shared anything with the world? No, he wasn't an exhibitionist. He'd only shared a tiny, almost unheard of little thing with the world. His live-broadcasted 2000-guest wedding. Yes, this was a check too!
8. Make it inconspicuous, cover up your tracks.
Was Draco inconspicuous? No. He wasn't. The moans and yelps and thrashing and the adorable way that-- okay, let's cut to the chase. Check.
9. Keep your enemies at arms length.
Did Draco do this? Yes. With most, but he was sleeping with his worst, so, no, check once more.
10. You're a Malfoy - take what you want and give nothing back.
Finaly! One Draco could call his own! He took exactly what he wanted, wait, no, he did give something back… damned sensational blowjobs.
Damned Potter, why did he have to bend right over in the middle of potions class like that? Damned Potter and his cute, tight, grabbable arse. Damned potter and his messy, horrible, sensation, ravishable hair. Damned Potter to hell… or bed… bed's best.