dicsclaimer! pokemon is not maine ang pokemen made my gamefreeak and f*****k reweiws and dont do dem!1! but i wish i owened poekemonn becuz jameses is hottt!111!11!11!1one! anywayzz ge to da storry!

konnichiwaa minna san my names omeggairis becuz i luvv iris!11!111!111!11! dis my first fanfick fdont likk dontt likre dontt reead!111!1! anywayssszz sazyournaurara!111!1!

iris got out of bedd a putt on cloths and went to jameses housees and but on lip golss and said to jamess am i pretty jameess awnsewred yes ov gourse amd irirs said ilove yoyu yur beautuiful and preettty hand handsomeee and she was gatpivadteyd by hhis piurpile hair and greehn eyes so sexxy! (a/n isnt james soo hot?/?!/1/?!/?1/1?1/?1/?/`1/1/?1/1?1?!/? i luv him so muc!11`~1!) and jame sads i lovee yuos too1!1!1!1!122 (autoars coatl. i love thisis paring!1!) and he kiss iris so romantic but jesse comes in says arent yoyu sooo mai bf jamesses why youu kikss iris yoyu chet oon me? iriz zaysd jesseeie youruin partyy!1! i liuv kojiro!1! (a/n koriro is jap for james-kun desu!1) but i luv jamess kun iris said but im musashi-chan and musachi chgan gets wgatever she wnat! (a.n musashi is nihongo 4 kesseeie!1!) andd mmusashikun sasxzy ur jus jelliousbecuz i have 4 bfss includin james-kun! iriiss said never dont give up and jaame said i love u i will neverr dont give u upp and iris says yayy ilove u yames and jamies said ilovee youu toou and james play halo fortr (am dont u lov fallou for?/?) and of japteeer teoowoo!

(This is a parody story, if you didn't notice! Written by OmegaIris)