Due to contrary belief, I do not love Ronald Weasley.
Why would I even like him? I mean, he's obnoxious and has the emotional range of a teaspoon. Or the way he gets jealous over Viktor, even though we are, as I've told him a million times, just friends. Even the way he was stuck to Lavender like glue last year. Or the way he would so obviously flirt with Fleur and fall under her veela spell. I mean, there is nothing special about his flaming red hair, deep…crystal…blue eyes.
Oh, bugger it. I am in love with Ronald Weasley.