Well...I don't really know what to say about this one. It started with me thinking about what it would be like if my friend and I roleplayed as Sebastian and Ciel, and then some of the things that would come from it, and then...And the worst part is, I could actually imagine her doing this as I wrote...Anyways, enjoy this nonsensical...whatever you want to call it...T for implied sex at the end.

Ciel Phantomhive sat on his bed, scowling. He'd had a difficult day and was now thoroughly put out. Sebastian noticed this and looked up at his master, smirking.

"You seem to be quite upset, Master. Perhaps by removing your boots in a manner that would be deemed 'sexy', I can rectify the situation."

Sebastian then began to slowly and sensually unbutton Ciel's boots, sliding them off the Earl's feet seductively. Ciel threw his head back and let out a huff of annoyance, also exposing his long, pale neck. Sebastian glanced up at it with a devious smirk.

"How very kind of you, Young Master," He purred, "I humbly accept your most generous offering..."

With that, Sebastian rose and began sucking and kissing Ciel's neck. Ciel let out a surprised wail and pushed against Sebastian, eventually freeing himself and scrambling backwards. He sat back on the other side of the bed, breathing heavily. After a moment, he regained his senses, and sighed.

"...I suppose I walked right into that one, didn't I?" Sebastian smirked.

"Indeed you did. Am I to assume, then, that the Young Master has revoked his offer?"

"No." And then, realizing what he had said, "Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes-" Until, seeing that Sebastian was again stalking towards him with that devious smirk upon his face, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no-"

"How very indecisive you are, Young Master," Sebastian mused as he pinned Ciel underneath him, and then-

"SEBASTIAAAAAAN!" Ciel screamed as his butler once again attached his lips to Ciel's neck.

That night, Ciel was fully educated in the matter of "adult things".

Yes, I...I don't know. Tell me what you think~