I would like to say I do not own final fantasy or family guy. I was talking with a friend about the two and this popped into my head, enjoy.
What happens when you mix Final Fantasy and Family Guy?...
Quistis is sitting at a bar and Quagmire comes in and sits down next to her
Quagmire looked up and down at Quistis and said, "Hello chest, legs, and ass!"
Quistis glared at him out of the corner of her eye with a snarl and gave him a backhand leaving an imprint on the side of his face.
Quagmire's head snapped back, eyes rocking back and forth, "Heh, I like it."
With a grunt, Quistis pushed him as hard as she could off of the stool.
Quagmire climbed back up on the stool rocked his head back and forth, looking at her with excitement and said, "You like it rough don't you?"
Quistis got off the stool, took the whip from her side and struck him with it, leaving gashes and welts everywhere
Picking himself up, Quagmire looked up and down her again with a creepy smile, narrow eyes, and his special tone said, "OH! A dominatrix, Heh, alright."