Okay, this is a twist on things I just had to make fun of. WARNING: MATERIAL FROM THIS FANFICTION IS VERY FUCK'D UP. PLEASE NO SUING.
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Rumiko's. And the name Sesshouyasha belongs to Sha-san.
..: The Ending :..
One normal day, The Yasha gang was walking through the forest in the feudal era. Nothing had happened lately, other than very unusual events. It had all started this afternoon…
There was a slight rustle in the bush, and suddenly Sesshoumaru walked out of the bushes. He had a crooked smile on his face, and Rin and Jaken were nowhere to be seen.
"What the fuck do you want Sesshoumaru!" Inuyasha screamed at his 'brother'. Miroku flashed a smile at him, and Shippou only sighed; as he knew there would be another fight.
"Dear brother, I am not here to cause you trouble to day. More likely pleasure for one of your friends…" Sesshoumaru said, glancing over at Miroku.
"What the fuck!" was all any one said.
"Miroku, my dear," Sesshoumaru started to say, bending down on one knee. "Miroku, I have wonderful news. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance."
"What?"
"Oh sorry, I had to do a commercial awhile back," he cleared his throat. "Miroku, I am a woman! I wish to bear a healthy child for you!" she said in a very giddy voice. "My real name is Sesshouyasha!"
"What!" Every one said in unison.
"I am terribly sorry Sesshouyasha darling, but I love some one else." He said, looking deep into her eyes. Sango sighed.
"Besides that, I'm gay."
Everyone's jaw dropped. The womanizing rouge monk was gay? How in the world could that be?
Suddenly, to make the day even weirder, a wind funnel came at them. They all knew it was Kouga. Miroku grinned with happiness.
"Well, 'ello Kagome! Has mutt-face done anything to you lately?"
"Psst, Kouga, I told them."
"They know? Whew! I was getting sick of hitting on Kagome just to see you."
Kouga walked up to Miroku and embraced him, placing a kiss on his cheek. They started to walk away, but they were stopped by the voice of a certain youkai slayer.
"WHY! WHY MIROKU! I THOUGH YOU LOVED ME!" Tears streamed down her face.
"I'm sorry, Sango." With those words, Kouga picked up Miroku bridal-style, and left in a wind funnel.
"Oh kami! That is it! I am going to go see Naraku! Maybe I can seduce him into giving my brother back! Kirara! Let's go!" She straddle on to Kirara's back and left.
Shippou looked around, there was no one in sight.
"Where did every one go?"
Just as he finished that sentence, he heard Kagome from a nearby bush yelling.
"YES! YES! YES INUYASHA!"
"Oh kami…" Shippou mumbled.
"Oh Shippou!" He heard from behind him. "Do you want to play?" He slowly turned his head. Sesshouyasha was right behind him, wearing what looked like Sango's slayer suit and holding a whip.
"Umm…I just remembered that I gotta go, go see Soten! We were going to color pictures! Bibye!" Shippou ran away towards the lands of the thunder demon tribe.
"Awe, I am all alone."
"Oh no you aren't…" Kikyo said, coming behind Sesshouyasha.
"Oh, Konichiwa Kikyo-sama!"
"Maybe Naraku's right, I should go les." Kikyo sighed. "Wanna go to my village Fluffums?"
"Sure."
The couple skipped into the sunset, while every one lived happily ever after. Well, maybe not every one…