!DISCLAIMER! I do not own kingdom hearts nor do I own its characters. All ownership rights go to Square Enix and Disney. A/N If you do not know what futanari is…FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT LOOK IT UP! I WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE. Any let's just say it is weird and you can use it for black mail. My writing may look different because I wrote on a mac for my other story. This is in the Blue Puppet universe (the AU for the story called 'of blue berries and puppets')

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The morning after the hook up…

Saïx walks into the grey room with Xion riding on his shoulders and what he finds is a very pissed off Axel. "What the hell Saïx! I could hear everything!"

"Well how did you hear us? The walls are soundproof." Saïxd Saïx.

"The walls are sound proof to a certain extent! I was able to hear you because your room borders mine!"

"Well…you all ways Saïxd you wanted to know if blue was Saïx's natural hair colour." said a giggling Xion

"But you're like a little sister to me! I don't want to hear you guys at night!"

"Then don't listen to us." Said Saïx with a smug look.

Axel did not have a response to this so he just stormed out of the grey room. While all of this went down the organization troll was recording the whole thing.

After missions…

Saïx and noticed Xion wasn't in her usual hang out spot. He decided to check his room and low and behold the Raven haired girl was there. (By the way Saïx stopped seeing Xion as a hooded figure after he kissed her). He walked up behind the key wielder and noticed she was holding a magazine, so he looked over her shoulder to see what she was reading. It was Futanari…so at least he found her kink. "Hey, Xi" whispered Saïx.

Xion nearly jumped out of her skin. "Oh, Saïx it's just you." Said Xion, a little relieved.

"Who else would it be?"

"Axel"

"Why? What's up with Axel?"

"Well I was hanging out with him & Roxas in Axel's room and found this under his bed." Said a blushing Xion.

"Well. At least we got black mail against Axel now" Said Saïx.

"Wait…Black mail? Is this stuff bad?" Xion Said with worry in her voice.

"Well it's just a little weird for someone to like it, but you're the right kind of weird, Xion." Saïx kissed her cheek.

Later that night…

"Hey, Axel"

"Yo" Said the pyro

"Xion found this under your bed" Saïx held up the magazine.

Axel stared wide eyed. He thought he had put in under a sofa he found under some rail road in twilight town. (yes he means the usual spot from kh 2). "I expect a lot of munny from you" Said Saïx with a chuckle.

"How much do you want?" Axel asked cautiously

"10,000 munny"

"5,000 and 2 elixers" Axel offered.

"Make it 5,000 and four elixers"

"Deal!" Axel shouted before the price raised.