At the palestinian border, the IDF prepares to patrol the streets shooting everyone that moves, even the chickens. They pool their money and buy each other AWPs, the sniper rifle so deadly that a shot to anywhere in the torso will liquify all nearby organs. The only reason the AWP hasn't been banned is because the govt. Doesn't want people thinking it's cops are filthy casuals who eat donuts and live in their mother's basement when off duty. Now they are ready for battle.
As they set out, Joe shoots Steve in the back for flashbanging him accidentally last patrol. His stupidity was not going to get the squad demoted to a silver medal instead of the gold medal they deserved.
The remaining 4 IDFs turned a corner and jumped into the open because crouching and being sneaky only makes you easier to hit. Their enemies, a group of palestinians armed with rocks, were surprised giving them an upper hand. Barry pulled the pin out of a grenade, then realized that grenades are dumb, put the pin back in and threw a flashbang instead.
Meanwhile, one of the palestinians who goes by the name xX_AWPs_and_BHOPs_Xx knew that shit was about to get real and pulled out his trusty knife. This knife was not just any knife but a family heirloom made of ruby and laced with his family insignia, a dark spider's web. He closed his eyes and concentrated, calling upon the spirit of the knife as well as shielding his eyes from the flashbang. When he opened his eyes again. He was surrounded by IDFs and his fellow palestinians were dead on the ground.
"Nice knife," Joe said before pulling out a knife of his own. The other IDFs chanted "Knightfight! Knightfight!" as Joe began to run at AWPs_and_BHOPs slashing and slicing. AWPs and BHOPs took his time allowing the knife to guide his hand straight into Joe's heart. Joe's body spasmed once, throwing his AWP into the air, before going limp on the ground. Jimmy, Joe's partner, screamed and shot at AWPs_and_BHOPs but Joe's AWP collided with the bullet mid air deflecting it into Jimmy's shoulder. Jimmy was thankful that it didn't hit any vital organs until the shockwave liquified his nearby organs and he died. Barry pulled out his grenade but lost grip on it and it arced into the head of his nearby partner, Bob, killing him on impact. AWPs_and_BHOPs raised the AWP he had looted from Joe and said "Asta la vista, f*cking ****** sh*thead," as he blew Barry's brains out.
Epilogue
AWPs_and_BHOPs was moved to more dangerous part of the city with even more powerful police. He continued to fight until he was deadly enough to join the Major League Gunners where he died after being payed to throw a battle. With AWPs_and BHOPs moved, the neighborhood was demoted to a casual policing zone, thus removing the animal control services, which led to the residents to dieing after contracting widespread chicken pox and chicken flu. As for the squad members, they were awarded a great prize for their sacrifice in battle, a silver medal.