Disclaimer: I don't own Telletubby's. Or any of the other characters from other places you may see in this story.
Telletubby Madness Twirlabot
One day all the stupid telletubby's were walking down a green twisty path. The gurgly baby face sun was frowning and moaning because it had colic. (It ate too many apples, because it was really a baby horse in disguise how anyone couldn't tell that from the ugliness of the baby face, I don't know).
Hiding in the bushes was superhero. He had been charged with the goal of removing all evil from the world. (He did so with such a zealous attitude that the Vatican now hires him for hits on the world leaders who aren't Catholic.)
"Superman, da da da da da da" (Cue cheesy superhero music).
The underwear changed colours and the telletubby's couldn't help the "OOOOOOOOOOOOO" of excitement in their voices.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOO."
Suddenly every superhero was on the green twisty path. Superman, Superwoman, Catwoman, Batman, Robin Hood, Invisible Man (How I know he was there is anyone's guess, coz, I mean, he is invisible), George W. Bush, Michael Moore, Michael Jackson, Fred Astair, The Pope, and a random chicken from Ronald Macdonald's Farm song.
There was of course the necessary Bretiney Speares music video was playing. You know evil luuuuurvs evil!
LaLa found herself surrounded by all the superheroes.
Then before she knew it a flying turkey leg had decapitated her.
Po found himself in a similar situation. Only, he was shot by an unknown Lee Harvey Oswald lookalike. On the hill behind him an FBUT (Federal Bureau of Un-investigative Technique) agent felted into the surrounding sunlight.
Tinky Winky was left alone, and he sat on his fat ass and cried like the gay swizzlestick he was.
Dipsy was held down on the ground by every one of the superheroes and had pure vodka forcibly poured down his throat. He choked until he realised he liked it and found himself licking Tinky Winky's red handbag.
Tinky Winky suddenly found that Nuu Nuu the vacuum cleaner was beeping nearby. Superman grabbed Nuu Nuu and waved a Harry Potter wand over it. He turned into a twirlabot.
Tinky Winky cried even more.
The superheroes vanished, and Tinky Winky wondered how the writers inept plotting had allowed him to be attached the twirlabot thing-o-ma-gigolo.
He was spinning very fast, when the baby's face suddenly scrunched up and he found himself covered in green spew with a few carrots thrown in for good measure. (There's always carrots, right?)
Dipsy wandered in – now tipsy, and turned cannibal. Tinky Winky died.
Seventeen years later Dipsy drank himself to death.
The End.
And who said the Telletubby's couldn't have a happy ending?
AN: It is clear I dislike the Telletubbies. I expect no decent reviews for this. I expect to have a bushfire burning on my computer when I get home. Besides, Boobar is much better.