A 4077th 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas the Army gave to me:

A teenage corporal with a teddy bear

On the second day of Christmas the Army gave to me:

A medic in a dress

And a teenage corporal with a teddy bear

On the third day of Christmas the Army gave to me:

A boxing Catholic priest

A medic in a dress

And a teenage corporal with a teddy bear

On the fourth day of Christmas The Army gave to me:

A blond martini drinker

A boxing Catholic priest

A medic in a dress

And a teenage corporal with a teddy bear

On the fifth day of Christmas The Army gave to me:

A handsome young draftee

A blond martini drinker

A boxing Catholic priest

A medic in a dress

And a teenage corporal with a teddy bear

On the sixth day of Christmas The Army gave to me:

A homesick doc a-dreaming

A handsome young draftee

A blond martini drinker

A boxing Catholic priest

A medic in a dress

And a teenage corporal with a teddy bear

On the seventh day of Christmas The Army gave to me:

A poker playing shrink

A homesick doc a-dreaming

A handsome young draftee

A blond martini drinker

A boxing Catholic priest

A medic in a dress

And a teenage corporal with a teddy bear

On the eighth day of Christmas The Army gave to me:

A headstrong chief of nursing

A poker playing shrink

A homesick doc a-dreaming

A handsome young draftee

A blond martini drinker

A boxing Catholic priest

A medic in a dress

And a teenage corporal with a teddy bear

On the ninth day of Christmas The Army gave to me:

A music loving surgeon

A headstrong chief of nursing

A poker playing shrink

A homesick doc a-dreaming

A handsome young draftee

A blond martini drinker

A boxing Catholic priest

A medic in a dress

And a teenage corporal with a teddy bear

On the tenth day of Christmas The Army gave to me:

A wining chinless major

A music loving surgeon

A headstrong chief of nursing

A poker playing shrink

A homesick doc a-dreaming

A handsome young draftee

A blond martini drinker

A boxing Catholic priest

A medic in a dress

And a teenage corporal with a teddy bear

On the eleventh day of Christmas The Army gave to me:

A humble bumbling C.O.

A wining chinless major

A music loving surgeon

A headstrong chief of nursing

A poker playing shrink

A homesick doc a-dreaming

A handsome young draftee

A blond martini drinker

A boxing Catholic priest

A medic in a dress

And a teenage corporal with a teddy bear

On the twelfth day of Christmas The Army gave to me:

A colonel who loves horses

A humble bumbling C.O.

A wining chinless major

A music loving surgeon

A headstrong chief of nursing

A poker playing shrink

A homesick doc a-dreaming

A handsome young draftee

A blond martini drinker

A boxing Catholic priest

A medic in a dress

And a teenage corporal with a teddy bear