Dear Fanfiction,

When I discovered this site, I was horrified. Who knew kids would write Fanfics about anything? But what scared me the most was the pairing for Thalia and I. I mean, I like her only as a cousin, but in a relationship?

Uh, no.

That's never going to happen in a million years.

If I read one more story about Thalia being abused and I sweep in and save the day, I will personally hunt you down and kill you with my stygian sword.

~Nico di Angelo


I swear this came out of no where. I was just in the need of a laugh, so I started to write this, and BOOM! This story is born.

R&R!

~GreekMythologyFreak12