Centuries, or eons ago giANT BLEU AHXXXXXXX CORD NYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and then harry died with everyone else but he kinda died in the same way that cedric did
it was pretty tragic
but no one cared
because he wasnt exactly the chosen one
he was just some snotty brit with a nasty scar on his head given a stick that was "magical"
and then voldey was like
like he wasn't exactly goooooooone
he came back like in a form of a giANT BLEU AHXXXXXXXXXXXXX
and he said in his massive deep blue ox voice
"HARRY"
"omg its oxemort"
"YES IT IS I"
"ommmmggggg"
"i cam baq 2 kil u"
"how?" sed harry
"wif my giANT BLEU AHXXX POWERZ 9000000000000000"
"OMG"
and thats how harry pooter died.
hermione was sad but not really cos harey used her to cheat off n shet
so she was at his magical hogwartz funeral like
"lmao nerd"
THE END :^)
A/N:
Amazing. It's adorable to see people complaining how this is a trollfic and that I did it for attention. By the way if the title/summary didn't give it away that this wouldn't be NEARLY serious, then next time I'll add a crappy cover made from MS Paint. Truth be told: I wrote this 3 years ago during a dark time of my life, writing this stupid parody (yes someone mentioned I should mark this as a parody) made me laugh in ways that cheered me up and steered me into a better direction. I've written plenty of marvelous stories that were not 'trollfics'. I've only posted one serious parody here (and probably an embarrassing one too). But this one I had to share with no context whatsoever. I don't blame anyone for rolling their eyes either, I'm glad you either enjoyed this awkward tomfoolery or not. It's an experience.
But seriously, I found this in my documents and had a good laugh. I figured I'd share it with everyone.