Copyright: The Shichinintai belongs to : Rumiko Takahashi

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Jakotsu sighed as he walked down the hallway of the house. It was in the middle of the afternoon and he was bored to death. He sighed some more as he continued walking. Just then he seen Bankotsu sitting on the porch, looking very deep in thought.

"Hey Bankotsu!!"

Bankotsu looked up at Jakotsu. "Hey Jakotsu! Come join me!!"

Jakotsu sat down next to him. "What are you doing big brother?"

Bankotsu looked at Jakotsu and sighed. "Jakotsu...can I ask you a question?"

Jakotsu looked at Bankotsu. "Sure big brother..what is it?"

"Which came first the chicken or the egg?" Bankotsu said in his most innocent tone.

Jakotsu thought about it for a moment and then replied "Neither.."

Bankotsu scratched his head. "Why neither?"

Jakotsu huffed. "Because the Chicken had to be a wench to produce an egg and if that egg produces a Wench that would be even worse so..neither.."

Bankotsu sighed as he seen Suikotsu come to see what they were up to.

"Brother Bankotsu…Jakotsu…" Suikotsu said as he bowed to Bankotsu.

Bankotsu sat in his leader pose and asked in his leader voice," Suikotsu you are a doctor right?"

"The last time I checked I was big brother.." Suikotsu said.

"Then tell me something..which came first the chicken or the egg?"

Suikotsu blinked for a moment and thought to himself, "Is he joking?" He turned back to Bankotsu to see that Bankotsu was not joking. He thought for a moment and then said, "I think that the egg came first Big brother…"

Bankotsu sat there. "Then how do you come up with the Chicken?"

All 3 of them sighed and began to think once again. Just then they seen Ginkotsu come up.

Ginkotsu looked at the men who were deep in thought. "Gesh! Hey what are you all up to?"

Jakotsu said," We are trying to figure out which came first the chicken or the egg? Any ideas?"

Ginkotsu chucked a bit. "That is an easy one…the Chicken came first…"

Bankotsu said," But how would the egg get here?"

Everyone sighed and went back to thinking. Just then Renkotsu appeared out of the blue.

Renkotsu seen the men deep in thought and rolled his eyes. He walked up to them. "What are you idiots doing?"

Jakotsu sat up straight. "Renkotsu…you are smart….can you settle something for us?"

Renkotsu grumbled. "If this is how a man and a man can mate then count me out"

Jakotsu sat back a bit as did the rest of the group. Finally Bankotsu cleared his throat.

"Ren…. Which came first the chicken or the egg?" Bankotsu said hoping to put this mystery aside.

Renkotsu stood in shock where he was at. "Is he serious?!?!?!? You have got to be kidding me!!"

Renkotsu coughed and said," Well Big Brother...there are just some things that the world may never know"

Everyone looked at each other and went "Ohhhh…."

"That seems very logic now…answer another question Renkotsu…" Bankotsu said.

"If I must then go ahead…" Renkotsu muttered.

"Why is the sky so blue?" Bankotsu asked.

Renkotsu felt his eye twitch. He said," I give up on you guys!!!" He threw his hands up in frustration and left.

Everyone looked at each other.

"Was it something I said?" Bankotsu said.